OCTOBER!

Hey everybody.

Well. When I meant everybody I meant you guys. Because .. let's face it. EVERYBODY is not here. In fact you guys are not even a fraction of the minority of everybody even. You know what, scratch that. Most people are in China. That's where. So. Wait I take that back. Most people are DEAD. Yeah. Just like Hitler and Gandhi. In fact Hitler played a big role in increasing the population of dead people. Gandhi, well. It's the exact opposite isn't it. Odds of him killing.. anything, is .. nothing. There are no such odds. Odds don't apply to Gandhi. But anyway. Back to my story.

It's been a week since the end of my exams. Still waiting for the results. Got one of em already. Not as good as I hoped it to be - fucking MCQs man. Fucking hate em. Know what I don't like to drivel a lot. I'll just bullet all the highlights since then. But just one thing before I do: Since then not a day went by without me being durchgehend bekifft. Today would be the first but just because I ran out of bud - Nico stole it from me that basterd. Now he's in .. somewhere playing goo goo gaga with his niece. Och.

So here we go:

• I got a mac. Finally. Trust me it's worth the money.
• Got a Time Capsule. Awesome stuff. Unfortunately though don't work too well with our house. So we sent it back last night.
• Found my favorite beer - Augustiner Helles.
• We've moved yet again. To a better pad. Markt 5. Ladies will love it I bet.
• Started baking. And yes. That kind of baking :)
• Ina and I came through with writing our first song. will be recording it and posting it online.
• Right at this very moment I'm writing another song.
• New bands: Black Keys, Volbeat, Hail the Villain
• New albums: A Thousand Suns, Clapton, Come Around Sundown, Brothers
• COD MW2 is pretty sweet.
• Got the Amplitube iRig - bomb. Now I'm gonna be strolling the street with an E-Gitarre with headphones and people would think im crazy :)
• Got a cute lil palm size 1 TB external (since the time capsule didn't work out)
• I get high on Actimel.
• We had to move our scooter to our new place because some pricks tried to steal it last night after leaving it there for the past 10 decades. Btw whoever wants a scooter it's up for sale :D
• Looking for a band. Please. I want in on a band. I want GROUPIES. Haha like as if the capital letters emphasizes the loudness of my tone - I'd be a tourette syndrome victim :D Like you just look at someone's niece who's still 17 but looks hot and you want in on that action go and say. "Hi pleased to meet you. Hope you got my .. I like SEX"

Btw, being under 18 is way way way way way way overrated. And don't think ill of me this way, I mean I'm down with the whole protect kids thing. But if it's borderline and if it's mutual, by all means, let it be.

Okay got something to write abt now! (song i mean)

Gtg toodles!

Modelled today!

Forum Perdana

So bitches and hos.

16th July 2010 - A forum Perdana will be held @Markt 5 48565 Steinfurt in conjunction with the new opening of our new humble abode.

Topics to be discussed will be notified on-the-fly. Juice and Jams are supplied. Gifts only accepted if consumable.

Be sure not to miss this memorable cultural event. Everyone is invited. We gonna have a super phun thyme.

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Coverlog

PEANUT BUTTER COVER TIME

HeidePARK

Awesome you guys. Just awesome. And balls. lots and lots of it.

numbers!

eins sieben eins eins eins zwei :(

boners are best

Dont get why people are so against intercourse.

I mean, you punish them they do it more.

You encourage them they do it more - but at least you know you made it happen so gj-high five!

There are many perks of having a relationship with the professors own offspring.

After we got down to talking, and a couple of spliffs - I managed to convince my guest to share some really good news.

And it's REALLY good news.

5 more 2s and more!

K Ive no mood to write anymore - watching SOUTH PARK season 14 episode 2.

geschafft!

So woke up this morning. and I played kims guitar.

uhm

still tired.. happy tired.

freedom

ok. Im free.

had my last week of exams. Now we just gotta wait until the results come.

Just got back from enschede. All packed up and ready to go.

Im a bit tired so Ill start spilling tomorrow.

au Contraire Mon Fraire

Waiting on my dinner date shes relatively late.

Have you guys watched Imagination of Doctor Parnassus?

Right that story by the dead Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Colin Farrell. See just any of those names alone is enough to make someone watch the film straight away.

I'm not saying it's a bad movie. It is good. But being the evermore paranoid person who thinks critically - I say this because I love to critic people more than less in front of them, take notice on the whole the peculiar signs in the film that controversial-heads would have a field day dwelling on it.

Dajjal, in the flesh. The cross-dimensional black and white chequered floorboard. The black snake. Everything about that film both captivates and scares the shit outta me. Why though?

It's just a normal film. A story of classic good ol' good versus Satan. Who hasn't seen that? It is just fiction.

Exactly. The mere fact that everyone thinks its a goddamn fantasy film is the main point here. More and more people are now more convinced in that shit they call the God Delusion. That everyone is God. You are your own God. Its the IN thing now isn't it. Evolution is what made us all here right? Chance. That everything suddenly appears out of nowhere and EVOLVES. That everything in this goddamn universe has its ups and downs and somehow balances just right to make me even able to write this goddamn blog. Right ? I mean chance actually created a system so perfect that it's able to manage an infinite of infinite possibilities.

Mathematically speaking it's impossible to live this life without believing in a supreme being. There has to be something there that's controlling everything. Darwin. Pff. If you ask me he's nothing but an asshole who once upon a time must've made a pact with Satan himself just to put that idea of CHANCE in almost everyone's head. See cause he isn't allowed to physically destroy the bible, or the Quran or that other thing that jews read. What easier way is there to destroy them than putting a huge sliver in our faith that cracks wide open on an unimaginable scale in the first place. Ask around, see how much they believe in this .. Evolution.

So. Imagination of Doctor Pissass. I bet you right this minute more and more women who saw the film in hoping one day they'd find their own Johnny Depp or men who wanna do Heath Ledger are becoming even more self-indulged and put way beyond redemption into believing in such a puny thing as GOD.

Moderation people. You can have fun but be aware of what you're consuming into your soul.

Oh btw, instead you can comment on this here: http://www.youtube.com/user/hududed#p/a/u/1/kLRJhtYp6eU

If you're nice you might even leave a comment :o

If you're nice ^^

scared shitless

Google come up with a new and exciting addition to its mail features - Buzz!

If you ask me it's just another way to get more people to stalk more people.

And for those who don't know better - this is not good.

Facebook. Twitter. Buzz. All these bring us one step closer to our doom.

Let me explain it in a simpler form.

When I say scientists - what's the first thing that pops in your head?

I know - a man, in a lab coat, mixing orange liquids with clear ones. Let us not be naive here.

Scientists are generally more knowledgeable about earthly attributes than the common man.

And like any group of people of similar backgrounds, there has to be a community of scientists.

Do you think the scientists work for the better or for worse - or better yet, do they even have a choice?

Imagine sheep. They're generally considered to be less intelligent beings compared to humans no? What does the shepherd do the sheep? Well, he feeds them, tend to all their needs and at best without any resistance - how is this achieved?

Complete control. He gives the sheep food and water so it continues to live. He locks them up within fences. He pretty much tells them what to do. And again, at best without confrontation.

Now. How different is it exactly between normal citizens and these scientists and sheep and the shepherd?

Are we at all under mind control? Is it safe to say - "I am who I am, as long as I believe in my principles.."

Who gave you those principles?

Did your parents tell you iPhones are cool?

Did your friends tell you Asians are small and eat dead babies?

Did your colleagues tell you curly hair is in this winter?

Did God tell you to wear nude colors this season ?

Did He say blacks have to talk vulgar and by wearing clothes double their size it's dope?

Did He tell you Muslims are terrorists?

The list goes on. Are these principals really yours? No. I bet you my balls it's not.

These principles that end up being made jokes, but a principle nonetheless, and only to those who have a sense of humor. You should be able to imagine how many people actually believe this shit.

So who's principles is it? You might think that I see this just because I want to see it. But believe me, there's something huge concocting for quite sometime now. And their biggest weapon of mass control is sitting right there in your living rooms/dorms right now - that rectangle piece of crap they call television.

The new world order - ring a bell? Look it up.

To give you a taste of what I mean. They love subliminal messages. I shall name a few that I've seen that I find interestingly adequate and relevant.

• You should know by now that the news never tells the truth - and that INCLUDES Malaysian news.

We'll look at some series/films instead.

( and these are the ones I watch, not counting those that I don't )

• Walt Disney's Fantasia, Dumbo.

(Subliminal messages that hit us where we are most fragile and without a concrete belief- as a child.)

• Pretty much every film similar to american pie. Typical nerd/geek/nonpretty people who after a whole lotta shenanigan generally end up with the girl.
• Sherlock Holmes.
• Lost.
• Fringe.
• Heroes.

To twittering and fbing and this new buzz. I'll leave it for the next post.

3 more 1s to come.

Now it may sound cocky but is it really cocky if you know that it's true?

Fat people are the best!

So exam was last monday.

Went well.

Yesterday I got the results.

A bit disappointed.

Was 2nd best. Annoyed the shit out of me.

But it's amazing how that professor works.

I was looking through his CV.

That fat basterd has been all over. Brazil. The States. Europe. Well.

Except for Asia. Prolly because Asians are good at math.

Haha. I'm kidding. Chinese are good at math.

Haha. Kidding. Those who are hardworking are good at math.

In a way those who are hardworking would be good at anything.

So its kinda bewildering why one or more of us Malaysians would actually simply drop maths.

I have nothing against that. But what I do have a problem with is unassertive people.

Clouded. Easily influenced people. In a way it's quite fun to trick them into doing somethings.

Sorta like how .. oh. 5-10 people I knew from my last learning institute easily fell for the scam that was going around back there.

But that's fun! Because you see, I was there! and there and then I warned them it's a scam! And in spite of that.. they still went for it! Haha I'm sorry I just have to laugh looking back at those times. How he even promised that I'd be able to afford my own car within a month. Omg that's just too comical. Mana kereta ko tu kollegah? Tunjuk sket. Drift drift skit.

Aaaah. And yet having that said, people still befriend him as if he's the victim of failing to be a millionaire under 21. Hilarious. Kudos people. You guys were awesome.

Anyway.. the only reason why some of you are down and yet ironically proud of letting everyone know that you're just aiming to 'lulus' while the rest are shooting for the stars..

It's because you're lazy. Period.

Viel Spass mit euren Klausuren jaa!

iPfad

New iPad is out.

Like a tampon, only more expensive.

• Intense visuals, including three-dimensional clotting.

• Hardware tough enough to withstand leakage.

• Attention-getting aesthetics — sleek Winged Design™ will turn heads.

• Pets will love it...especially dogs.

• Stay-put adhesive — stick it in the palm of your hand and leave your other hand free!

• Convenient disposability keeps pipes unclogged.

• Customization: scented vs. unscented, light vs. heavy, pink vs. purple.

On the downside:

• Only the flimsy "teen" model will be small enough to conceal in your hand.

Just to be thorough, for those who're not getting the big picture:

Fad is not phat. It's exactly the opposite.

If you happen to own a netbook, an iPhone or an iTouch, a smartphone,etc. and you still have the need to buy this:

You're nothing but a spoilt bitch. Period.

Lady in Red

Sore. Is the word I wish I could unlearn.

Regret. Fills up the void to the back of my cranium.

Appreciate. The finer things in life. Small but significant.

Repertoires. Seize to grow if one is willing to grow with it.

They tease. They tease. They tease.

How merciless these narcissistic chauvinists flaunt their grand design known to every man as life itself.

How vile these bastards taunt us yet again with their most prized possession - the lady in red.

How feeble that I have fallen for her.

How feeble that we all have fallen for her.

Lord have mercy on us all.

Dream

Cast: Me, Mertins - my Physics professor who has an eerie resemblance to House combined with Ahmad Faris.

Ort: Library in the movie Sherlock Holmes.

Props: A dentist patient's chair.

So apparently Mertins, with a nose of peh and a sarcasm and witz like House was actually in a dentist uniform. Scary. White. Clean. Having dirty deeds drilling teeth and bleeding gums. Was operating on mua. And one of three things happened, he, without consent grabs that deathmachine and started scraping out the inner beings of my tooth and almost impossibly switching to a hammer and a nail in an instant like Tommy Vercetti in Vice City. He started jamming the nail into the empty tooth into my gums with a light grin asking Did it hurt?

I said no. He shot me a look of disbelief and asked me to stand up in that condition thus uncovering my awesomeness in poker games. He continued doing so for the 4 ends of the tooth thats connected to the gums and the story skipped the part of him covering it back up. At least I think it's closed up.

He then started operating on my feet. So I rolled up my pants and he offered me scrubs to wear in to hide my momentarily dried skin - seems I went a few days without a shower. He took out massive syringe the kind that's meant to retrieve a sample from the spinal cord, a golem's spinal cord. And thus stuck the goddamn thing into both my feet - and I laughed as they get numb but somehow still shiver simultaneously.

Then I woke up. Seeing my feet peeking out of the covers.

Morawetz du schlau!

So here we are in the new house. Everything is set. Internet is up once again hallelujah. I have started playing dota again. Well, did. Looking back I think I won't restart playing it. Einfach zu stressig. I won't study. I'd curse a whole lot more and that don't do my blood pressure no good.

Another 2 weeks and the exams are upon mua. Maths 3. Electronics and the QUEENS ENGLISH. Being totally hopeless in maths I or we, the people of United States of Steinfurt, put all our hopes upon der Morawetz. Now WAS UND WER IST DER MORAWETZ?

He's nothing but a math genius who appear to think spending a weekend to review stuff for the exam is enough. So he spends the remainder of his vorlesungszeit (time) teaching us how we would be able to see a complete 360 degrees when we jog at the speed of light. That and something about antennas and a whole lot of maths that has nothing to do with NUMBERS anymore. It's the whole point why we asians strive in that subject in the first place - that it has nothing to do with the german language. Well ladies and gentlemen now its just a bunch of f(u(c(k)))ing crap that no one can screw to get ahead.

I had a nice conversation last night (one which I had to pay for eventually). I'm not gonna mention names luv ;) and it got me thinking about something pretty ironic. They say you get 72 virgins when you're in heaven. Malaysia has a little more than 27 million people - at least half of them are virgins. Need I say more - the better heaven is in between thailand and singapore!

Wind of change has come to Steinfurt city. The kinda wind I hate. The kind most commonly known as wind, literally. Snow tingles my emotions for the first week, then it pisses on ya on your shoes - salty piss I would say ( tip: don't lick the bottom of your shoe for 10 Eu ). Now a gush of wind to your face early in the morning that produces that kinda sweet sour tightness in your crotch. If only we could isolate the earth or at least ST-city and have snow that don't melt with 30 degrees weather and untouched sandy beaches right outside your doorstep. I'm gonna entwickeln that one day.

In a tad less than 2 hours wuerde ich viel reinpfeifen dass ich morgen ueberhaupt nicht aufstehen wuerde - oh someone's got a birthday party fyi. And a little note before I leave to she who thinks shes got it all right - you don't. You don't know me. You never will if you keep living the way your family and friends made you. Hud. Out.