Yes! The moment is finally here! 6 days of pure enjoyment! No exams! No stress!
Woo hoo!
Wait when are my exams.. Oh right. 13 days after -.-
Friday, July 4, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Tour dates
Regarding those who're staying back.
Slipknot will be playing Area 4 Festival 2008 in Lüdinghausen on the 28th August 2008.
Tickets cost approximately 90 EU.
For more info : www.area4.de
Trivium will be playing a little later on the 6th of November 2008 in Palladium Köln. Trivium and Mastodon will be supporting Slayer. Tickets will cost roughly 50 EU.
For more info : Click here
Slipknot will be playing Area 4 Festival 2008 in Lüdinghausen on the 28th August 2008.
Tickets cost approximately 90 EU.
| APOCALYPTICA | BETA SATAN | BLOODLIGHTS | DIE ÄRZTE | DREDG | GOGOL BORDELLO | KILIANS | LESS THAN JAKE | LOUIS XIV | MADSEN | MILLENCOLIN | PENNYWISE | PLAIN WHITE T´S | SCARS ON BROADWAY | SERJ TANKIAN | SLIPKNOT | SMOKE BLOW | THE SUBWAYS |
For more info : www.area4.de
Trivium will be playing a little later on the 6th of November 2008 in Palladium Köln. Trivium and Mastodon will be supporting Slayer. Tickets will cost roughly 50 EU.
For more info : Click here
Guide to Meepo
Meepo = imba.
Lots of people don't know this. Here's a typical situation:
Hududed(Meepo): can i mid solo pls ? :DD
Noob1(Silencer): haha you kidding? meepo ?
Noob2( Sniper ): lol. let me mid.
usually this is what happens 20 mins after in the scourge:
Noob1 has left the game.
Noob2 has left the game.
Noob3 just pp.
45 mins later bot and mid racks down. Sentinel thinks they got this in the bag.
50 mins later NotSoNoob4 leaves along with 2 Noobs from sentinel. So 1v3.
60 mins later. Scourge wins.
So what's the secret? Meepo is a cute little hero. People underestimate him. So you have the upper hand.
What upper hand? Well, he has 8 upper hands to be exact. 4 freakin 2 sec nets. And a holy shit poof aoe damage that's used to kill and escape (more to kill).
so meepo is actually 4 heroes controlled by 1 person. Impossible to be killed by any 1 hero at a time.
-How do you manage 4 heroes ?!
Well, Are you ready for the secret that makes him imba ?
-Yes!
Are you sure?
- YES YES!
Well the secret is...
-YES?!
PRACTICE!
-...
Watch this.
Terminology:
imba - imbalance
ftw - for the win
fb - fachbereich/facebook
pp- pull plug/gave up
Lots of people don't know this. Here's a typical situation:
Hududed(Meepo): can i mid solo pls ? :DD
Noob1(Silencer): haha you kidding? meepo ?
Noob2( Sniper ): lol. let me mid.
usually this is what happens 20 mins after in the scourge:
Noob1 has left the game.
Noob2 has left the game.
Noob3 just pp.
45 mins later bot and mid racks down. Sentinel thinks they got this in the bag.
50 mins later NotSoNoob4 leaves along with 2 Noobs from sentinel. So 1v3.
60 mins later. Scourge wins.
So what's the secret? Meepo is a cute little hero. People underestimate him. So you have the upper hand.
What upper hand? Well, he has 8 upper hands to be exact. 4 freakin 2 sec nets. And a holy shit poof aoe damage that's used to kill and escape (more to kill).
so meepo is actually 4 heroes controlled by 1 person. Impossible to be killed by any 1 hero at a time.
-How do you manage 4 heroes ?!
Well, Are you ready for the secret that makes him imba ?
-Yes!
Are you sure?
- YES YES!
Well the secret is...
-YES?!
PRACTICE!
-...
Watch this.
Terminology:
imba - imbalance
ftw - for the win
fb - fachbereich/facebook
pp- pull plug/gave up
MONOLOG SEORANG NYAH - I SEDIH BILA YOU MERAJUK
" You ni… I betul-betul sedih bila I dengar you keluar parti you. I dengar you yang buat parti tu. Pasal apa you keluar. Ni dah ada orang buat cerita kata parti you tu dah umur 60 tahun. Kan you number satu dan mem you number dua. Mana masuk akal parti you 60 tahun. Tak kan lah you buat parti ni masa umur you 20 tahun. Masa tu you kan cute lagi belajar kat universiti Singapura. You pun masa itu belum jadi Melayu lagi kan ? Napa you senyap aje tak cerita yang parti ni you dan mem you yang punya. Ni lah yang Mak tak faham.
La ni I dengar you dah merajuk. I dah dengar banyak cerita. Soh seh soh seh merata-rata. Orang parti you sendiri tak layan you lagi. Orang parti you ni betul-betul buat you macam selipar Jepun, udah pakai tinggal kat tepi jamban. Orang dah tak respect you lagi. I dengar kat Kubang Pasu pun dia orang ludah muka you. Ni yang Mak tak faham ni dulu cium tangan you. Lah ni ketut muka you.
I jadi sedih ni bila I dengar orang parti you kata ' kita belajar dari presiden kita, dia yang ajar kita….' . Orang parti you ikut betul-betul perangai you. Dia orang cerita yang dulu pun you buat kalut bakar buntut Tunku. Lah ni dia orang nak bakar buntut you. Itam legam la butut you. Mak betul-betul stim tengok buntut itam. Auuuw.
Lah ni orang dah mula cerita kalau you mati nanti mereka tak nak tanam bangkai you kat Masjid Negara. Dia orang kata bangkai you kotorkan Masjid Negara. I sedih bila dengar labon orang parti you. Tapi masa Tunku mati dulu pun you tak declare holiday kan ? Pasal apa you tak declare cuti. You lupa ke ? Sekarang orang-orang parti you kata hendak ajar you betul-betul. Bangkai you dia orang nak baling bagi biawak makan. Ni Mak sedih. Mak risau bangkai you di buang ke mana nanti.
Tapi jangan risau kalau you dah mati you tak sedar pun. Tanam ke, buang dalam parit ke, bagi makan biawak ke, you udah tak rasa lagi. I rasa bila you dah keras you ok. I rasa daging you tak banyak lagi. Bangkai udah tak busuk lagi. Tapi Mak nak tanya napa dulu you tak hormat pada Tunku ? Dia anak raja, lah ni you kena daulat kot. Udah kena tulah. Tu pasal jangan lawan raja-raja.
I ada baca surat you yang you cerita masa ini udah tak ada orang parti layan you lagi. Hairan napa orang parti you buat you macam tu? Tak hormat you lagi. Orang parti you lupa you menangis dulu. Mereka udah lupa. Mereka tidak ingat muka cembeng you. Mereka mudah lupa tak ingat muka huduh you menangis dulu. La ni you nak menangis lagi ke? Kalau you menangis sekali lagi you hentak-hentak kaki dan guling-guling badan. Baru dia orang ingat you serius. Kalu tidak dia orang ingat you buat lawak.
Betul ke I ada dengar khabar ada orang Kubang Pasu nak datang jumpa you tapi kena larang. Woit betul ke cerita ni atau you sendiri yang buat-buat cerita. You memang pandai reka-reka cerita. You ada kelas bila karang cerita. Dulu you karang cerita main buntut. Mak stim bila you reka cerita buntut ni.
Lah ni you buat cerita orang kena larang jumpa you. Biar betul cerita ni. Mak tak faham napa orang di larang jumpa you. Ada lagi ke orang yang nak datang jumpa you ? You salah kot…. Mungkin orang Bangla sesat jalan kat Kubang Pasu? Jangan-jangan Bangla ni nak ajak you berbuntut-buntut. Stim Mak dengar cerita you ni. Udah tua pun you ni masih gatal. Auuuw.
I percaya betul cerita you tentang Singapura nak ambil negeri ni. I udah lama perhatikan perangai orang Singapura tu. I memang tak percaya negeri kecik tu. Dulu I dengar mereka ada buat janji dengan Israel. Mereka beli kete kebal Israel. Ni mereka dah ambil pulau kita. Punat betul Singapura ni.
Tapi Singapura ni bukan macam Penang ke? I dengar parti you juga yang kalut dulu. Tahun 1965 dulu napa you tak bising antar askar ambil Singapura. You takut apa. Masa tu you dah jadi Melayu. You ahli Exco pemuda dalam parti you. You dah jadi nasionalis. Tapi satu kentut pun tak keluar dari mulut you. Ni laaa Mak tak faham napa tak pret pret bising bising dulu. Masa tu masa tu you syok sibuk gatal dengan Siti kot? Hal Siti Siti ni buat Mak stim. Auuuw.
I sedih bila you jadi korok macam ni. Udah ada orang berani kata you ni patut kena ISA. Orang yang kata ni suku sakat you juga. Asal usul dari India. I tak setuju you kena ISA. I dengar jahat you ni bukan untuk ISA. You tau… tak baik orang yang cadang ISA untuk you. Mana ada kelas you kena ISA. Standard you ni patut macam Slobodan Milosevic. Jangan potong stim. You kelas.
I ingat lagi you cakap di OIC. You memang kelas. You betul bukan Kancil. You betul-betul Proton Wira Dunia Ketiga. You berani. You jadi raja di Afrika. Orang Itam tak perlu visa nak datang lawat raja mereka. Lah ni ramai Orang Itam udah masuk Malaysia. Orang Itam ni semua datang nak cari you. Mereka nak jual Black Money pada you. I dengar di Zimbabwe ada Orang Itam nak buat makam besar untuk you kalau bangkai you tak di terima di Masjid Negara. Mak jelus dengar cerita ni. You betul hebat. You kelas.
You jaki ke dengan Dolah ? Atau you jaki dengan menantu dia yang cute tu? I rasa you sudah silap, pasal ni I sedih. Patut you buat cerita baru untuk Dolah macam you buat cerita buntut dulu. You patut buat cerita Dolah main buntut lembu kat bendang di Kepala Batas. Baru ada kelas. Baru gempaq orang. Pasal saksi you jangan risau. You boleh tangkap banyak lembu. Bawak lembu-lembu ni ke mahkamah. I jamin lembu-lembu ini akan mengaku.
I sedih bila you merajuk kerana Dolah. Dolah, mana ada kelas. Dia tidur siang malam. Biar Mak cerita sini.... lepas pagi election Dolah bangun jam 11 pagi. Parti you dah jadi haprak tapi Dolah asik tidur meninggi hari. Kah kah kah. Tapi you juga yang pilih Dolah kan? Ni yang buat Mak confuse. You selalu salah orang. I sedih bila dengar you salah pilih lagi. You ni cerdik tapi you bodoh. You potong stim I lah.
I ada dengar kawan lama you dari Jay Bee yang kata you ni macam duri. Kawan you ni betul-betul tikam you dari belakang. Betul tak I kata ... you tak pandai pilih kawan. I sedih bila kawan lama you cakap lagu tu. Berani dia kata you ni macam duri. Duri ni alus. Dia tak tahu you bukan jenis duri. You tunggul kayu. Tunggul keras. Yang keras-keras ni buat Mak stim panjang. Auuuw.
I sedih betul bila I dengar parti you jadi haprak. Ramai orang udah tak hormat parti haprak yang you buat dulu. I dengar parti-parti lain juga udah mula nak lari tak mahu dekat dengan parti haprak you. Pasal ini you keluar parti? Tapi Mak tak faham masa you keluar parti kenapa tak ramai orang yang ikut you? I marah bila you keluar sorang-sorang. Mana geng you yang lain?
Anak you sendiri pun tak ikut keluar. Mana ada kelas anak macam ni. Ini anak siapa? Ini anak dari Siti yang mana? Hei hei hei ...you jangan ingat I tak tahu. I tahu... you ada dua Siti dulu. You tak ingat ke A Tale of Two Cities opps….itu cerita Charles Dicken. Cerita you cerita .... A Tale of Two Sities. Ni I dengar cerita ni dari mulut kakak Siti itu sendiri. Malu I buka cerita ini. Kakak Siti itu pun sama gatal. Sampai number bilik tempat you ngok ngek itu pun kakak Siti ini bagi tahu I. You ni ada kelas pandai cari Siti. Buntut-buntut ni you tidak main kan. Cutelaaa you ni ... buat Mak stim.
Bila you keluar parti I dengar ramai orang buat kenduri syukur. Betul ke cerita ini? I dengar banyak lawyer-lawyer buruk kat Bar Council buat kenduri. Lawyer-lawyer buruk ni buka champagne Dom Perignon. You ni betul-betul jadi haprak macam Keling Botol. Lepas minum-minum arak mereka kencing kat muka you dalam jamban. Nasib baik I tak de di situ kalau tidak ... auuuw.... stim jamban I.
I sedih dengan lawyer kawan you yang kata korek korek korek. I hairan macam mana you ambil dia jadi lawyer you. You ni selalu pilih salah kawan. You betul-betul buat I sedih. Lawyer korek korek korek ni man ada kelas. Dia ini pariah.
I ingat you janganlah merajuk lama sangat. Muka you tambah jobo nanti. I ingat you baik cari peguam yang bagus-bagus bukan yang korek korek. I dengar ramai orang nak saman you. You ni sudah jadi selipar Jepun. I risau apa jadi dengan you nanti kalau you kena saman.
Mak tunggu-tungu you buat cerita baru untuk Dolah. Ni you bising cerita lama. Cerita ini udah karat. Buatlah cerita Dolah main buntut lembu. Atau cerita Dolah main buntut Altantuya. Maaf Mak salah. Altantuya bukan dengan Dolah. Itu buntut Najib. Maaf... fasal reka-reka cerita ni Mak kurang pandai. Tapi I tahu cerita Siti. Auuuw. Jangan bagi I sedih."
La ni I dengar you dah merajuk. I dah dengar banyak cerita. Soh seh soh seh merata-rata. Orang parti you sendiri tak layan you lagi. Orang parti you ni betul-betul buat you macam selipar Jepun, udah pakai tinggal kat tepi jamban. Orang dah tak respect you lagi. I dengar kat Kubang Pasu pun dia orang ludah muka you. Ni yang Mak tak faham ni dulu cium tangan you. Lah ni ketut muka you.
I jadi sedih ni bila I dengar orang parti you kata ' kita belajar dari presiden kita, dia yang ajar kita….' . Orang parti you ikut betul-betul perangai you. Dia orang cerita yang dulu pun you buat kalut bakar buntut Tunku. Lah ni dia orang nak bakar buntut you. Itam legam la butut you. Mak betul-betul stim tengok buntut itam. Auuuw.
Lah ni orang dah mula cerita kalau you mati nanti mereka tak nak tanam bangkai you kat Masjid Negara. Dia orang kata bangkai you kotorkan Masjid Negara. I sedih bila dengar labon orang parti you. Tapi masa Tunku mati dulu pun you tak declare holiday kan ? Pasal apa you tak declare cuti. You lupa ke ? Sekarang orang-orang parti you kata hendak ajar you betul-betul. Bangkai you dia orang nak baling bagi biawak makan. Ni Mak sedih. Mak risau bangkai you di buang ke mana nanti.
Tapi jangan risau kalau you dah mati you tak sedar pun. Tanam ke, buang dalam parit ke, bagi makan biawak ke, you udah tak rasa lagi. I rasa bila you dah keras you ok. I rasa daging you tak banyak lagi. Bangkai udah tak busuk lagi. Tapi Mak nak tanya napa dulu you tak hormat pada Tunku ? Dia anak raja, lah ni you kena daulat kot. Udah kena tulah. Tu pasal jangan lawan raja-raja.
I ada baca surat you yang you cerita masa ini udah tak ada orang parti layan you lagi. Hairan napa orang parti you buat you macam tu? Tak hormat you lagi. Orang parti you lupa you menangis dulu. Mereka udah lupa. Mereka tidak ingat muka cembeng you. Mereka mudah lupa tak ingat muka huduh you menangis dulu. La ni you nak menangis lagi ke? Kalau you menangis sekali lagi you hentak-hentak kaki dan guling-guling badan. Baru dia orang ingat you serius. Kalu tidak dia orang ingat you buat lawak.
Betul ke I ada dengar khabar ada orang Kubang Pasu nak datang jumpa you tapi kena larang. Woit betul ke cerita ni atau you sendiri yang buat-buat cerita. You memang pandai reka-reka cerita. You ada kelas bila karang cerita. Dulu you karang cerita main buntut. Mak stim bila you reka cerita buntut ni.
Lah ni you buat cerita orang kena larang jumpa you. Biar betul cerita ni. Mak tak faham napa orang di larang jumpa you. Ada lagi ke orang yang nak datang jumpa you ? You salah kot…. Mungkin orang Bangla sesat jalan kat Kubang Pasu? Jangan-jangan Bangla ni nak ajak you berbuntut-buntut. Stim Mak dengar cerita you ni. Udah tua pun you ni masih gatal. Auuuw.
I percaya betul cerita you tentang Singapura nak ambil negeri ni. I udah lama perhatikan perangai orang Singapura tu. I memang tak percaya negeri kecik tu. Dulu I dengar mereka ada buat janji dengan Israel. Mereka beli kete kebal Israel. Ni mereka dah ambil pulau kita. Punat betul Singapura ni.
Tapi Singapura ni bukan macam Penang ke? I dengar parti you juga yang kalut dulu. Tahun 1965 dulu napa you tak bising antar askar ambil Singapura. You takut apa. Masa tu you dah jadi Melayu. You ahli Exco pemuda dalam parti you. You dah jadi nasionalis. Tapi satu kentut pun tak keluar dari mulut you. Ni laaa Mak tak faham napa tak pret pret bising bising dulu. Masa tu masa tu you syok sibuk gatal dengan Siti kot? Hal Siti Siti ni buat Mak stim. Auuuw.
I sedih bila you jadi korok macam ni. Udah ada orang berani kata you ni patut kena ISA. Orang yang kata ni suku sakat you juga. Asal usul dari India. I tak setuju you kena ISA. I dengar jahat you ni bukan untuk ISA. You tau… tak baik orang yang cadang ISA untuk you. Mana ada kelas you kena ISA. Standard you ni patut macam Slobodan Milosevic. Jangan potong stim. You kelas.
I ingat lagi you cakap di OIC. You memang kelas. You betul bukan Kancil. You betul-betul Proton Wira Dunia Ketiga. You berani. You jadi raja di Afrika. Orang Itam tak perlu visa nak datang lawat raja mereka. Lah ni ramai Orang Itam udah masuk Malaysia. Orang Itam ni semua datang nak cari you. Mereka nak jual Black Money pada you. I dengar di Zimbabwe ada Orang Itam nak buat makam besar untuk you kalau bangkai you tak di terima di Masjid Negara. Mak jelus dengar cerita ni. You betul hebat. You kelas.
You jaki ke dengan Dolah ? Atau you jaki dengan menantu dia yang cute tu? I rasa you sudah silap, pasal ni I sedih. Patut you buat cerita baru untuk Dolah macam you buat cerita buntut dulu. You patut buat cerita Dolah main buntut lembu kat bendang di Kepala Batas. Baru ada kelas. Baru gempaq orang. Pasal saksi you jangan risau. You boleh tangkap banyak lembu. Bawak lembu-lembu ni ke mahkamah. I jamin lembu-lembu ini akan mengaku.
I sedih bila you merajuk kerana Dolah. Dolah, mana ada kelas. Dia tidur siang malam. Biar Mak cerita sini.... lepas pagi election Dolah bangun jam 11 pagi. Parti you dah jadi haprak tapi Dolah asik tidur meninggi hari. Kah kah kah. Tapi you juga yang pilih Dolah kan? Ni yang buat Mak confuse. You selalu salah orang. I sedih bila dengar you salah pilih lagi. You ni cerdik tapi you bodoh. You potong stim I lah.
I ada dengar kawan lama you dari Jay Bee yang kata you ni macam duri. Kawan you ni betul-betul tikam you dari belakang. Betul tak I kata ... you tak pandai pilih kawan. I sedih bila kawan lama you cakap lagu tu. Berani dia kata you ni macam duri. Duri ni alus. Dia tak tahu you bukan jenis duri. You tunggul kayu. Tunggul keras. Yang keras-keras ni buat Mak stim panjang. Auuuw.
I sedih betul bila I dengar parti you jadi haprak. Ramai orang udah tak hormat parti haprak yang you buat dulu. I dengar parti-parti lain juga udah mula nak lari tak mahu dekat dengan parti haprak you. Pasal ini you keluar parti? Tapi Mak tak faham masa you keluar parti kenapa tak ramai orang yang ikut you? I marah bila you keluar sorang-sorang. Mana geng you yang lain?
Anak you sendiri pun tak ikut keluar. Mana ada kelas anak macam ni. Ini anak siapa? Ini anak dari Siti yang mana? Hei hei hei ...you jangan ingat I tak tahu. I tahu... you ada dua Siti dulu. You tak ingat ke A Tale of Two Cities opps….itu cerita Charles Dicken. Cerita you cerita .... A Tale of Two Sities. Ni I dengar cerita ni dari mulut kakak Siti itu sendiri. Malu I buka cerita ini. Kakak Siti itu pun sama gatal. Sampai number bilik tempat you ngok ngek itu pun kakak Siti ini bagi tahu I. You ni ada kelas pandai cari Siti. Buntut-buntut ni you tidak main kan. Cutelaaa you ni ... buat Mak stim.
Bila you keluar parti I dengar ramai orang buat kenduri syukur. Betul ke cerita ini? I dengar banyak lawyer-lawyer buruk kat Bar Council buat kenduri. Lawyer-lawyer buruk ni buka champagne Dom Perignon. You ni betul-betul jadi haprak macam Keling Botol. Lepas minum-minum arak mereka kencing kat muka you dalam jamban. Nasib baik I tak de di situ kalau tidak ... auuuw.... stim jamban I.
I sedih dengan lawyer kawan you yang kata korek korek korek. I hairan macam mana you ambil dia jadi lawyer you. You ni selalu pilih salah kawan. You betul-betul buat I sedih. Lawyer korek korek korek ni man ada kelas. Dia ini pariah.
I ingat you janganlah merajuk lama sangat. Muka you tambah jobo nanti. I ingat you baik cari peguam yang bagus-bagus bukan yang korek korek. I dengar ramai orang nak saman you. You ni sudah jadi selipar Jepun. I risau apa jadi dengan you nanti kalau you kena saman.
Mak tunggu-tungu you buat cerita baru untuk Dolah. Ni you bising cerita lama. Cerita ini udah karat. Buatlah cerita Dolah main buntut lembu. Atau cerita Dolah main buntut Altantuya. Maaf Mak salah. Altantuya bukan dengan Dolah. Itu buntut Najib. Maaf... fasal reka-reka cerita ni Mak kurang pandai. Tapi I tahu cerita Siti. Auuuw. Jangan bagi I sedih."
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Fourty one
Well wasted a trip to Muenster today. Had some problems with the registration to the new sem. Kay fine. If that wasn't bad enough, I was thinkin to myself, I sorta figured out this trip would be a waste but I figured I needed the fresh air. Now what's making me sweat still?
The air. Fresh, still 41 degrees air here in Muenster. Woo. Omfg. I am already tanned enough I don't need to be durch (well-done).
News today:
Crazed Palestinian found a new to go on rampage in Jerusalem - if we can't bomb em, bulldoze em!
The lunatic killed 4 before being shot dead.
Starbucks will close down 600 underperforming shops within the next few years. So that's about 0.1 % of the total shops worldwide.
Torrents update: Hell's Kitchen S4E14 and America's Got Talent S3E03 are out.
On other news Blizzard has released trailers to Diablo 3. You can download it via torrents for the full video- about 800 MB in size. Worth downloading and worth waiting for the game - looks better than ever. They even have a new character class - Witch Doctor :)
The air. Fresh, still 41 degrees air here in Muenster. Woo. Omfg. I am already tanned enough I don't need to be durch (well-done).
News today:
Crazed Palestinian found a new to go on rampage in Jerusalem - if we can't bomb em, bulldoze em!
The lunatic killed 4 before being shot dead.
Starbucks will close down 600 underperforming shops within the next few years. So that's about 0.1 % of the total shops worldwide.
Torrents update: Hell's Kitchen S4E14 and America's Got Talent S3E03 are out.
On other news Blizzard has released trailers to Diablo 3. You can download it via torrents for the full video- about 800 MB in size. Worth downloading and worth waiting for the game - looks better than ever. They even have a new character class - Witch Doctor :)
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Role model for Pak Lah
Gen Bruno Cuche.
Who?
French Army Chief of Staff.
What's up in France?
Soldier injured 17 people during a military public demonstration, using live bullets instead of blanks.
So?
An appallingly embarassing incident just as the country takes over the presidency of the EU.
Why Pak Lah?
I don't know where to begin. I guess - why the hell not?
Who?
French Army Chief of Staff.
What's up in France?
Soldier injured 17 people during a military public demonstration, using live bullets instead of blanks.
So?
An appallingly embarassing incident just as the country takes over the presidency of the EU.
Why Pak Lah?
I don't know where to begin. I guess - why the hell not?
Shivers
I hate nightmares. I hate how they don't make sense. Just like wet dreams. So why should they make you wake up 4 am in the morning in sweat. Shocked and unbelievably aware of your surroundings. Hearing things and imagining the worst of them. But last night was the most real one yet. I blame horror movies.
So news today:-
Warning Roadsign: 12 Million Bees on the loose.
Lorry carrying 330 crates of honey bees overturned on Canada's biggest highway.
Smoking ban has come into effect in cafes, bars and restaurants in Netherlands. Right. Stop smoking those cigarettes start visiting the coffee shops for joints.
Getting drunk leads to a healthy life.
Drunken Swede, 78, had too much to drink and tried to row home on a stolen dinghy only to fall asleep halfway of his 5km row. He was picked up by the coast guard and towed to shore. Owner of the dinghy decided not to press charges.
So news today:-
Warning Roadsign: 12 Million Bees on the loose.
Lorry carrying 330 crates of honey bees overturned on Canada's biggest highway.
Smoking ban has come into effect in cafes, bars and restaurants in Netherlands. Right. Stop smoking those cigarettes start visiting the coffee shops for joints.
Getting drunk leads to a healthy life.
Drunken Swede, 78, had too much to drink and tried to row home on a stolen dinghy only to fall asleep halfway of his 5km row. He was picked up by the coast guard and towed to shore. Owner of the dinghy decided not to press charges.
Monday, June 30, 2008
dota a day keeps the doctors away
5 mins into the game. hududed haradanam top. zzz0507 mid solo. pqpqpq jungle. deathclaw087 bot solo.
hududed: top miss
hududed: pugna nvmore
haradanam: re 1
hududed: care mid
hududed: nvmore checking rune
5 mins later.
deathclaw087: bot ms
deathclaw087: care lich lv 6
multiple signals mid
another 5 mins later.
zzz0507: mid miss
pqpqpq: what hero?
zzz0507:uh
zzz0507: -ma
pqpqpq: ...
pqpqpq (level 11) has been killed by neutral creeps.
hududed: top miss
hududed: pugna nvmore
haradanam: re 1
hududed: care mid
hududed: nvmore checking rune
5 mins later.
deathclaw087: bot ms
deathclaw087: care lich lv 6
multiple signals mid
another 5 mins later.
zzz0507: mid miss
pqpqpq: what hero?
zzz0507:uh
zzz0507: -ma
pqpqpq: ...
pqpqpq (level 11) has been killed by neutral creeps.
Gmornin'
Gah. Sunshine. Waking me up so early. Ugh.
A little torrent update : TopGear Season 11 Episode 2 Is out (S11E02).
News today: Anwar Ibrahim is seeking safety vow. Bet Pak Lah has to scratch his head on this one. Obviously he wants him detained for further beatings and permanent disability to topple the government.
A man sold his 'Entire life' for 192,276 POUNDS - three-bedroom home in Western Australia with everything inside it, Mazda car, motorcycle, jet ski and a parachuting gear. That's what I call no regrets.
Have sex before 45! Or was it wear a condom? Hm. Recent studies show sexually transmitted diseases double in over 45 year olds - genital warts is the most common. Apparently these veterans forget the risks of not using a condom.
Oh and I have something phenomenal for ya:
Click here.
As quickly as you can, pause the video and try not to peek at the title. Let it finish loading. Drag the video to 00:10 (10th second) and just listen to the audio. You'll be wow-ed. Credits to Faris.
A little torrent update : TopGear Season 11 Episode 2 Is out (S11E02).
News today: Anwar Ibrahim is seeking safety vow. Bet Pak Lah has to scratch his head on this one. Obviously he wants him detained for further beatings and permanent disability to topple the government.
A man sold his 'Entire life' for 192,276 POUNDS - three-bedroom home in Western Australia with everything inside it, Mazda car, motorcycle, jet ski and a parachuting gear. That's what I call no regrets.
Have sex before 45! Or was it wear a condom? Hm. Recent studies show sexually transmitted diseases double in over 45 year olds - genital warts is the most common. Apparently these veterans forget the risks of not using a condom.
Oh and I have something phenomenal for ya:
Click here.
As quickly as you can, pause the video and try not to peek at the title. Let it finish loading. Drag the video to 00:10 (10th second) and just listen to the audio. You'll be wow-ed. Credits to Faris.
Birthday wishes
Oh. Forgot.
Tasha and Azra. You got to live another year without losing your virginity or getting knocked up or get married and what not. Congrats!
Tasha and Azra. You got to live another year without losing your virginity or getting knocked up or get married and what not. Congrats!
laters..
So ends what was thought of as a good day.
No honking and fireworks tonight. And most definitely no sale tomorrow.
Added a search engine for your convenience - in case you need to do some research or a follow-up to my posts.
Or if you feel like searchin' for some porn since you're already opening a blog that sounds like one (Tasha got fooled), and I don't blame her. I know I didn't already tell the 90 or more visitors I had a new blog. So they must've googled for porn sites like pornweekly and accidentally logged into a literature one.
Bis dann.
No honking and fireworks tonight. And most definitely no sale tomorrow.
Added a search engine for your convenience - in case you need to do some research or a follow-up to my posts.
Or if you feel like searchin' for some porn since you're already opening a blog that sounds like one (Tasha got fooled), and I don't blame her. I know I didn't already tell the 90 or more visitors I had a new blog. So they must've googled for porn sites like pornweekly and accidentally logged into a literature one.
Bis dann.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
there goes my sale...
Germany 0
Spain 1
There you have it people. Hats off to Torres. But in spirit of sportsmanship and disappointment of not getting my possible sale - I must say this game was not one for the books.
Hard ruling against Germany gave Spain more possession and hence loss of drive to level the game and get to extra time. If the game was controlled by Americans the referees would most definitely give more chance to the losing team. Just watch the NBA for example. Now that's what I call real entertainment. Every time that whistle goes against Germany the less motivated the germans were. And there was only one brief moment in the middle of 2nd half when that happened. Pff. Ffs. Ish.
Well. Not like I was really supporting Germany. I find the game against Turkey was full of luck. Turkey should've been in the finals. Then there's something worth watching. Congrats to Spain and yes to you Auli. Now you gotta buy me that camera in Digital Mall :D
Spain 1
There you have it people. Hats off to Torres. But in spirit of sportsmanship and disappointment of not getting my possible sale - I must say this game was not one for the books.
Hard ruling against Germany gave Spain more possession and hence loss of drive to level the game and get to extra time. If the game was controlled by Americans the referees would most definitely give more chance to the losing team. Just watch the NBA for example. Now that's what I call real entertainment. Every time that whistle goes against Germany the less motivated the germans were. And there was only one brief moment in the middle of 2nd half when that happened. Pff. Ffs. Ish.
Well. Not like I was really supporting Germany. I find the game against Turkey was full of luck. Turkey should've been in the finals. Then there's something worth watching. Congrats to Spain and yes to you Auli. Now you gotta buy me that camera in Digital Mall :D
Patience is virtue.
2 hours 30 mins to go.
2 hours 55 mins to the first goal.
3 hours 10 mins to the first draw.
4 hours 5 mins to the winning goal.
2 hours 55 mins to the first goal.
3 hours 10 mins to the first draw.
4 hours 5 mins to the winning goal.
Anwar update
Good move dude. Anwar is currently hiding in Turkish embassies to avoid being arrested from Pak lah and his corrupt cronies. Baik b dari kena gb.
Terminology update (credits to bulu):
16. gb - gangbang
17. rmk - remake
18. re - reappear
19. miss/ms/m - missing
20. orgh/argh/ish/ffs/pff - interjection to express disappointment
21. liao/edi - already : I ate edi/ I ate liao.
22. gj - good job
23. n1 - nice one
24. pip - expressed to cover up an unsuccessful joke :-
bulu: esok aku masuk uniten.
pokcek: aku pun.
bulu: pip!
Terminology update (credits to bulu):
16. gb - gangbang
17. rmk - remake
18. re - reappear
19. miss/ms/m - missing
20. orgh/argh/ish/ffs/pff - interjection to express disappointment
21. liao/edi - already : I ate edi/ I ate liao.
22. gj - good job
23. n1 - nice one
24. pip - expressed to cover up an unsuccessful joke :-
bulu: esok aku masuk uniten.
pokcek: aku pun.
bulu: pip!
Lesbianisms
Why do men like lesbians and not vice versa?
I admit when I see two women start fondling each other I get aroused. Those who don't - well too bad for ya. So I came with a few reasons, bear with me:
bi the way
It's not that men are simply fascinated by lesbians; they are more attracted to bisexual women. So when a man watches two women, he needs to believe that he actually has a chance with them. He imagines that they are interested in men. Man that'd be sweet.
It's a sinful treat.
Two women making love is sexy, naughty and sinful . I've learned that men love anything that is sexy and naughty. Two women having sex is biologically unnatural and forbidden in most religions. We are taught to stay away from that lifestyle at a young age. What happens when you tell someone not to do something? They usually do it. Tell men that watching two women having sex is immoral, sinful, and they become giddy because "two lesbians are touching each other". So men like it because it's a taboo, naughty little act.
It's evolution. Blame society.
It is not in the interest of the alpha-male to mate with females who have recently been banged by other males. One way to avoid this is for the alpha-male to prefer homosexual females. However if females could deceive the alpha-male into believing they were homosexual, they would out-compete the true homosexual females. Surveys suggest that the latter option is more common than the former — many more suggest that most women have at some point had sexual feelings for other women. Since it is an alpha-dominated society, women use this observation to influence men and get on top.
I admit when I see two women start fondling each other I get aroused. Those who don't - well too bad for ya. So I came with a few reasons, bear with me:
bi the way
It's not that men are simply fascinated by lesbians; they are more attracted to bisexual women. So when a man watches two women, he needs to believe that he actually has a chance with them. He imagines that they are interested in men. Man that'd be sweet.
It's a sinful treat.
Two women making love is sexy, naughty and sinful . I've learned that men love anything that is sexy and naughty. Two women having sex is biologically unnatural and forbidden in most religions. We are taught to stay away from that lifestyle at a young age. What happens when you tell someone not to do something? They usually do it. Tell men that watching two women having sex is immoral, sinful, and they become giddy because "two lesbians are touching each other". So men like it because it's a taboo, naughty little act.
It's evolution. Blame society.
It is not in the interest of the alpha-male to mate with females who have recently been banged by other males. One way to avoid this is for the alpha-male to prefer homosexual females. However if females could deceive the alpha-male into believing they were homosexual, they would out-compete the true homosexual females. Surveys suggest that the latter option is more common than the former — many more suggest that most women have at some point had sexual feelings for other women. Since it is an alpha-dominated society, women use this observation to influence men and get on top.
Ah money.
Alright. So another big welcome to the some 30 visitors who have peeked and read and thought, "Mnyeh, just another blog". Like I said it's main purpose is to kill my boredom and bulu's.
Anyhow here's a guide to "Enjoying blog reading!" :
1. Baca bismillah + doa menerima ilmu.
2. Skim through topics on left hand panel.
3. In a moment my playlist will run, if you don't like it. Pause it. (Bottom of the page)
4. Read all of them no matter how boring it seems.
5. Comment if you're not satisfied one way or another and vice versa.
6. The chatterbox is up goddammit. Chat! ( left hand panel )
7. Click the link below the chatterbox if you feel you need to do a good deed.
(Sedekah in other words) to those who know me, you know you want to :D
8. Browse my playlist.
9. Click the link below the chatterbox again. Repeat if necessary. Not clicking will cause dire consequences.
10. Not sure if there is a doa for closing a blogsite but do as you wish, re-visit and repeat all of the above.
Cheers.
Anyhow here's a guide to "Enjoying blog reading!" :
1. Baca bismillah + doa menerima ilmu.
2. Skim through topics on left hand panel.
3. In a moment my playlist will run, if you don't like it. Pause it. (Bottom of the page)
4. Read all of them no matter how boring it seems.
5. Comment if you're not satisfied one way or another and vice versa.
6. The chatterbox is up goddammit. Chat! ( left hand panel )
7. Click the link below the chatterbox if you feel you need to do a good deed.
(Sedekah in other words) to those who know me, you know you want to :D
8. Browse my playlist.
9. Click the link below the chatterbox again. Repeat if necessary. Not clicking will cause dire consequences.
10. Not sure if there is a doa for closing a blogsite but do as you wish, re-visit and repeat all of the above.
Cheers.
It's gonna be a good day.
Moin. To the maggots out there. Slipknot's Psychosocial is out on all torrents. Do download it. Never bayar for music!
News today: Gates, 52 will step down from Microsoft to concentrate on his charitable organisation - the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to find new vaccines and develop the world.
Anwar Ibrahim is a sex addict. He once again faces another sex claim and obviously deny the thing claiming it as a desperate attempt to bring him down or somethin'. Now Pak Lah denies the fabrication. Anwar denies the claim.
Hm. Who should I believe ? A ball-less corrupt dimwit leader or a man with sexual assault charges.
Hm.. Hey Kobe Bryant had an episode of rape cases - He's still a favorite.
News today: Gates, 52 will step down from Microsoft to concentrate on his charitable organisation - the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to find new vaccines and develop the world.
Anwar Ibrahim is a sex addict. He once again faces another sex claim and obviously deny the thing claiming it as a desperate attempt to bring him down or somethin'. Now Pak Lah denies the fabrication. Anwar denies the claim.
Hm. Who should I believe ? A ball-less corrupt dimwit leader or a man with sexual assault charges.
Hm.. Hey Kobe Bryant had an episode of rape cases - He's still a favorite.
Sleep time it is.
Well not yet. Can't imagine having to fast here for a whole month soon. Kinda feel like Emily Rose unable to sleep before 3 am. Eeep.
Oooh terminology continued:
15. bis dann - Till then.
Oooh terminology continued:
15. bis dann - Till then.
Playlist (18.6.08)
- Viva la Vida - Coldplay
- Violet Hill - Coldplay
- Yes - Coldplay
- Too much, too young, too fast - Airbourne
- Ace of spades - Motörhead
- No Leaf Clover - Metallica
- St Anger - Metallica
- Frantic - Metallica
- Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
- Come as you are - Nirvana
- Lithium - Nirvana
- Sleep now in the fire - Rage against the Machine
- Killing in the name of - Rage against the Machine
- Everyday People - Sly and the Family Stone
- Half-Truism - The Offspring
- You're gonna go far kid - The Offspring
- Rise and Fall - The Offspring
- All Hope is Gone - Slipknot
- I kissed a girl - Katy Perry
- Ur so Gay - Katy Perry
- Fallen ( Album) - Evanescence
- Sweet Surrender - Sarah Mclachlan
- Adia - Sarah Mclachlan
- Angel - Sarah Mclachlan
- Riders of the Storm - The Doors
- American Boy - Estelle ft Kanye West
Terminology
Now you wonder why I am starting a blog. Now... of all times. Well the answer is simple - bulu bosan. So bulu, knock yourself out.
Before we go on to the thousands and thousands of posts I will be publishing here are some terminologies used in this blog.
1. Macha/Cha - an Indian equivalent to brader/bro applicable to all genders : Yo macha !
- can also be used as an insult : Aduh macha betul la ko ni...
2. Noob/boob/bub - short for newbie: Noob nia (added for emphasis) faris..
3. terpodol,verarscht - punked : Haha bulu terpodol dengan changlun.
4. b (enter), b (enter) x10 - runaway : Aku dah cakap b ko tamak.. (dota term)
5. pat2 - short for cepat! cepat! (quickly!) : weh pat2, 10 scs to respawn
6. pip - uh.. ask bulu
7. mon - short for monster kill ( dota term )
- also used to call ejat/Izzati
8. kokodongo - panda korea/ ko ko gemok / ko ko bongok
9. bulu - Zarul. Yeap you guessed it. Hairy.
10. changlun - Izzuddin (from Changlun - somewhere in north Malaysia)
11. sudey - sudah/cukup/suffice : Buat bkb sudey..
12. pungoq - punggung/ass (common in north Malaysia)
13. bkb mkb BoT guinsoo sny butter linken dagon meka skadi - (dota term)
14. ayam - useful carrier transporting anything from useables to recipes (dota term)
Okay that's about it for today. If you have any more terminologies do add.
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