The wisest men aren't afraid of confrontation.

Hola.
It's true. Women are dominating the world. Soon men will have to bow down to them in tight leather thongs with a mouth-gag and a dog leash. The dogs will be cute and in their purse -.-

Women will stroll in fishnetstockings and six-inch stilletos with a genuine whip in one hand and the short leash on the other.

Here's what I thought of what it'd like to be in the near future in the social life of men and women. Sorry. The upcoming Women and men of the world.

Before men have the miracle of freedom they have to fulfill this form:

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Date: ________
Time of departure:________
Time of return (NOT to exceed):________

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units): Beer__ Wine__ Liquor__ Total__
Locations to be visited:

Location:_________ From: ___________ To: ___________
Location:_________ From: ___________ To: ___________
Location:_________ From: ___________ To: ___________

Females with whom conversation
is permitted: ________________________________________________

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:__________
_____________________________________________________
Request is: APPROVED ___ DENIED ___
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:

Date:________ Time of departure:________ Time of return: _________

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:___________

The wisest men takes a shower at least once a day

Hm. 13 days of absence. Was ist hier los ?