dum dee dee dum

as boredom fills up my thought-to-be-impervious mind I begin to contemplate the many different ways I can kill time. So help me out here.

Should I..

1. pop a poop up the pooper.

2. poop a pop ala proper.

3. prep a peppy penne.

4. pick a peck of pickled peppers.

5. pose a proper peace.

6. pester a paster.

7. piss in your pie.

Think I'm gonna piss in your pie.