Sunday, October 25, 2009

Steinfurt ist scheisse

Now there are certain peculiar things about this small city that I'm, forced to, reside in.

The fact that it is small leads to the common thinking that it is suitable for students. Less distractions. A place where everybody knows everybody. Nicer people.
Although most of these are true. I now see that the cons of living in such a dreadful place has overtaken the good.

Now. The last one - nicer people. Doesn't represent the women in my community. I just found out I got a position as a tutor for mechanics yesterday personally from my prof I decided to party that night. So here's the deal. Living in a small town plus the unbelievably overpriced taxi fare means the only spot I can go to engage with the opposite sex is about 5 km away. About 4 km too far to walk and about 30 km too short to make it a worth while train trip.

Long story short I got rejected by oh. let's say every single ballless human in the joint. First short pixie haired blonde was cute - we had our glances unfortunately she brought a long a twat blocker.

Next couple. Claimed they were twins although I'm not too sure how this would actually demotivate me in any way.

Next group. Claimed that first girl I was talking to was hers and they want nothing to do with dicks. I said I didn't believe it - they frenched. Na gut. zumindest war das ne geile abfuhr.

Next group. Danced my ass off in front of a couple of ladies. They stood there and stared as if they could do better.

Notice that I describe them as groups instead of a single person. That's how the world works and by golly women need to start growing a pair. They go everywhere together. Hell it must be some kind of secret passed down from generation to generation that toilets must be entered with at LEAST 2 women - keeps the men curious and the cards on your table ladies. I wonder if there is a minimum requirement, some kinda gossiping skills that you must attain to be able to join the toilet society. hm.
I was practically running out of choices then. The last ones were so pathetic I'm not gonna describe it further but it did however made me think of one of two things.

I can't say it's racism because my german mate ain't getting any ass either.
I can't say I had it coming because they were not supermodels.
So what's the deal here. Since when do these women have such high self-esteem. For God's sake I got rejected at hello. I actually snapped at one of them and they practically gave me a good response. But I'm not about to get pissed off in front of women just to sleep with em.

Conclusion is - Steinfurt is messed up. Or at least the women at that joint was. The fact the very effort we make have become mere peripherals to their standards is just a clear sign that feminism will only bring us closer to our world's end. Give this Malaysian a break you fcking cunts!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

now i noe,dis is not bout a bird,but the 'bird'.....aite?

Hud Wahab said...

It comes with the package yes ^^

mediaposter said...

nice Hud.
so like you