Afro Samurai

What more can I say. Samurai & Samuel L. Maddog Jackson.

Alabama Man!

He can bowl and drink and drink somemo' ~

Alabama MAN!

The Reader & Choke

The fact that Kate Winslet is playing such huge roles in award-nominated movies such as Revolutionary Road and The Reader should give me an impression that she's a good actress.

And that's exactly what I got. Not only can she act, she's gettin' 'em awards even with a lil erotica scenes here and there. Which my guess is it displays some truisms in the movie, that lil' bit extra to be above average. Either that or people don't take is as something explicit because what they're seein is not the temples they'd imagine to have their Bratwurstchen sliding in and out of. The latter sounds more spot on tbh.

But egal, fine actress and a well-made movie done in Germany! Oh what're the odds :)

Besides that, if you enjoyed Fight Club then Choke is a must-see. Also written by those who did Fight Club.

Big 'Bama's House

Nothing like Jon Stewart and coffee to start the day.

New attorney General nominee is just too darn non-macha to be an attorney. 

Why is he answering questions in unequivocal straight-forward terms?

He is charged with keeping the government completely immune from the nation's laws!

It's very simple. 

One cup evasiveness.

Two teaspoons faint stupidity.

And to top it off just a.. a whiff of prikish condescension.

Chatbox STICKY!

Ok seems the chatbox lag skit. So macam facebook/googlechat, at the bottom right of the box there's a pop-out button. Click that and the lag should be reduced a significant amount.

k.Nite. Fking no typos even when I'm high MUAHAH!

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Chat per bulu's request

Scroll to the bottom. Pause the music if it bothers you. But I do recommend having it played through just once. 

sex drive

An instant 9/10 in my book.

A. '69 Pontiac GTO Judge

2. Hot chick.

C. The judge.

D. Seth Green.

XI. Did I mention the judge?

iii. Free. DVDSCR.

M. it's orange. but it purrs. Oh judge.

5. Fall out boy + omish people!

G. GLORY HOLE!

I. Donut man!

3. Cat fight!

Chrome is the new sexy

If you haven't downloaded chrome yet do it now. I'll give you 1 minute, go download it now and continue reading this blog with the new browser.

Cut off

Just found out today that I'm nothing more than a cut-off.

Literally. Imagine a picture of you and someone, you yourself took, used by that someone as a profile picture, without you in it.

4,891,21 EU

Okay. What could this figure be? Hm. What'dya think ?

Alabama MAN!

Wow! He can bowl!

Bored.

Don't ever drop your baby. Just. Don't.

Merama-rama

So tried butterfly strokes today. End up having at least a litre chlorine water in my tummy and causing quite a commotion without the shock and awe of a perfectly formed butterfly. Splishy splashy and gurgle murgle.

Sex

Speaking of jerking off.

Just bein a devil's advocate here real quick, if not always.

If jerking off is how we say, haram. Might as well just have sex no?

Random thought

Know what I really want.

Toilet seat warmer.

just wake up. get your ass to the toilet and get your business on and take a crapper on warm smooth plastic.

Mmm. Prolly even better than jerking off.

Lompat si Katak lompat

K sorry that's Ilmie. Ilmie bukan katak. Tapi if you look at .. ok fine. Definitely not a katak.

Alabama MAN!

Bring Alabama Man to the Bowling Alley where he drinks a lot and chews tobacco!

Parental Control

It appears there are universities in this world still applying parental control on their servers in case the students wanna jerk off in the library or even outside in front of his (or her) netbook. UNIVERSITIES. Mind you.

That can only mean these people can't visit my blog apparently because the system confuses an innocent blog with PORN.

New albums

Hoobastank's new album out today For(n)ever with the favorite single "So close, So far".

The new album is stacking up in mininova.org as we speak, so dl em if you haven't already.

Australia

Vintage.

Almost 3 hours long and every minute was worth it. It's rare to see Hugh Jackman act in his own dialect, was hoping to hear Nicole to speak a lil Dingo eer and there a bit by the billabongs as well but I guess that'd be too much of an expectation.

Complete wholesome story that kinda reminds me of Gone with the Wind - all it needs to be just like the all-time favorite is just an hour more of play lol.

Alabama MAN!

He's strong he's quick he's active!

6 inches long, 2 inches wide

So. 6 inches long. 2 inches wide. Has a head. Know what that is ?
My . . . .


Think real hard before you come up with an answer ;)

Check the comment for answers.

Boycott

And so ends officially the heeding of such a generous act for the muslims. As Obama comes up, Israelis stand down, and majority of the thousands of people trying to stop the act of violence upon Islam suddenly stopped trying. Wie erwartet. What you make up of this statement is entirely up to you.

buttscratcha

In diesem Augenblick sagt man nicht mehr umgangsprchlich moino oder jo sondern buttscratcha. Yepp. Buttscratcha ist der neue Trend fuer alle. Ich weiss was ihr denkt.

"Boa wie cool! Wie kann ich buttscratcha sagen?"

Einfach. Mit einem starken u steigenden tone, sag buttscratcha wie eine Frage gestellt wuerde. Dann muss man antworten mit einem relativen sinkenden tone, ziemlich schwaecher aber trotzdem noch hammer klingt.

So, fang mal an. "Buttscratcha?!"
Antwort: "Buttscratcha!"

sausagefest

One word to describe the hundreds of Msian students in Germany through facebook.

Edit: One word to describe Msian students through my facebook and meant to be a joke if that isn't clear already. Credits to Tahir and Bejak for pointing that out.