So here's a quick update. We're moving! again! for the 4th bloody time in less 2 years. No I didn't graduate just yet. No I didn't change course nor did I accidentally burned down my apartment.
Under some destined circumstances I'll be moving out of the ghetto and into the city. It's a long story but what I can tell you is that it had nothing to do with drugs.
I had my first job yesterday. Mechanics tutor. Easy peasy. Unbelievable what kinda questions students ask - ich hab noch nie arctan bei Mathe gehabt. Was soll ich in meinem Taschenrechner eintypen?
Quick thought - You know how sometimes parents can be too open when it comes to sex? Well friend's grandfather took a couple of Vs and decided to tit fuck his grandma. Turns out after he came he was just sliding it in and out of his own balls.
Oh btw a couple of my friends are retards. Im sure you've got those kinds of friends in your circle as well. Anyway they kinda uploaded something I disapproved of just for the sake of the perfectionist in me - I'm not btw, I mean I couldn't care less if it's a vagina or an anus, a hole is a HOLE.
Here's the link anyhow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jW2Hkcu3fc
Friday, November 13, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Fat ass Pinky
Mr Pinky has gone obese in a matter of seconds. Although I'd like to think some crazy slut bit my tongue but it's not.
People would think I'm a freak now. Especially the undoubtly hot women.
A) I'm meant to look at them as how all men are intended to do by nature.
B) Had they asked me where the next party is I would be lisping like a perverted dickwat.
I can't eat whole food. No milk. No acidic based fruits. No booze. No TLC from the THC. For about a week I think. I hope. This is way worse than fasting believe me. So yesterday I had a banana for lunch and alphabet soup for dinner. Today would be no different.
Say this is fun. Why not make a game out of this? Given the listed symptoms, What's wrong with my tongue?
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