Wanna watch inglorious basterds but somehow I cant.
So I feel kinda bad. I was skyping with Sueyi that day. She's a doll. Not from this planet though. Shes about my age and shes qualified to give you castration.
Here's what happened. Christoph, my housemate turned 24 yesterday. That just means that for 3 days straight we naturally get headaches every morning.
Being the early bird I sorta woke up at 10 am. Which is to many unbelievably early. And 2 girls were sleeping on my bed. Now dudes I know how it may sound - But the threesome was a no go. If only I could remember how it got to that point in the first place. Plus threesomes only work if you do it with someone you're not familiar with - fremd gehen.
The route to the toilet was pretty tricky - bear in mind my whole left brain was yanking my head to the left. Wanted to pee in the toilet bowl but somebody definitely missed the hole by a mile. So the sink would do - quick diversion - Men should have the normal jamban and a standing one, really practical.
Had some irish coffee. Rolled me a morning glory and suddenly I saw Sueyi on Skype. I couldnt call because my microphone was in the other room - chatted with her then. Apparently she had her fun as well as she slept at 3am and I woke her up at 6am (sorry sueyi). Being 5 years apart from not seeing her I have changed by quite a significant amount - so much that I forgot what a lady she was - I told her what was going on and somehow we ended up to a battle of the sexes debate.
Now, I said the 2 women on my bed were snoring. And that it sounds way worse than men. She took it as chauvinistic. I meant that they literally snored way louder than men. Just like how when women dont use deo and totally oblivious to the fact that they're BO deflects men like how muslim Malaysians avoid dogs. This is true to all accounts. Men definitely have BO. definitely. But its somehow natural. Women are more pure - at least I think so. So when they stink - they're whole image stinks to me. Lets not get started with bad breath in the morning.
She was saying when men sleep around they get recognition and become one of the guys. When women do it they're seen as sluts.
I find this totally and unequivocally FAIR. Lemme tell you why.
It takes a 130% effort from a man to be a stud. you have to have a nice shirt, smell heavenly, work that charm and be unbelievably funny/arrogant.
To be a slut. Women just have to BE there.
I mean Ive heard of dwarf sluts but never dwarf studs. Except maybe within their own community. When you find any evidence to negate my theory please do share.
P/S: I don't think men are better than women nor vice versa. Tbh having women being the alpha male is more of an advantage to me. I love having women on top ;)
