Well. When I meant everybody I meant you guys. Because .. let's face it. EVERYBODY is not here. In fact you guys are not even a fraction of the minority of everybody even. You know what, scratch that. Most people are in China. That's where. So. Wait I take that back. Most people are DEAD. Yeah. Just like Hitler and Gandhi. In fact Hitler played a big role in increasing the population of dead people. Gandhi, well. It's the exact opposite isn't it. Odds of him killing.. anything, is .. nothing. There are no such odds. Odds don't apply to Gandhi. But anyway. Back to my story.
It's been a week since the end of my exams. Still waiting for the results. Got one of em already. Not as good as I hoped it to be - fucking MCQs man. Fucking hate em. Know what I don't like to drivel a lot. I'll just bullet all the highlights since then. But just one thing before I do: Since then not a day went by without me being durchgehend bekifft. Today would be the first but just because I ran out of bud - Nico stole it from me that basterd. Now he's in .. somewhere playing goo goo gaga with his niece. Och.
So here we go:
- I got a mac. Finally. Trust me it's worth the money.
- Got a Time Capsule. Awesome stuff. Unfortunately though don't work too well with our house. So we sent it back last night.
- Found my favorite beer - Augustiner Helles.
- We've moved yet again. To a better pad. Markt 5. Ladies will love it I bet.
- Started baking. And yes. That kind of baking :)
- Ina and I came through with writing our first song. will be recording it and posting it online.
- Right at this very moment I'm writing another song.
- New bands: Black Keys, Volbeat, Hail the Villain
- New albums: A Thousand Suns, Clapton, Come Around Sundown, Brothers
- COD MW2 is pretty sweet.
- Got the Amplitube iRig - bomb. Now I'm gonna be strolling the street with an E-Gitarre with headphones and people would think im crazy :)
- Got a cute lil palm size 1 TB external (since the time capsule didn't work out)
- I get high on Actimel.
- We had to move our scooter to our new place because some pricks tried to steal it last night after leaving it there for the past 10 decades. Btw whoever wants a scooter it's up for sale :D
- Looking for a band. Please. I want in on a band. I want GROUPIES. Haha like as if the capital letters emphasizes the loudness of my tone - I'd be a tourette syndrome victim :D Like you just look at someone's niece who's still 17 but looks hot and you want in on that action go and say. "Hi pleased to meet you. Hope you got my .. I like SEX"
Btw, being under 18 is way way way way way way overrated. And don't think ill of me this way, I mean I'm down with the whole protect kids thing. But if it's borderline and if it's mutual, by all means, let it be.
Okay got something to write abt now! (song i mean)
Gtg toodles!

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