and so the bird speaks

OCTOBER!

2010-10-01T11:21:00.003+02:00

Hey everybody.

Well. When I meant everybody I meant you guys. Because .. let's face it. EVERYBODY is not here. In fact you guys are not even a fraction of the minority of everybody even. You know what, scratch that. Most people are in China. That's where. So. Wait I take that back. Most people are DEAD. Yeah. Just like Hitler and Gandhi. In fact Hitler played a big role in increasing the population of dead people. Gandhi, well. It's the exact opposite isn't it. Odds of him killing.. anything, is .. nothing. There are no such odds. Odds don't apply to Gandhi. But anyway. Back to my story.

It's been a week since the end of my exams. Still waiting for the results. Got one of em already. Not as good as I hoped it to be - fucking MCQs man. Fucking hate em. Know what I don't like to drivel a lot. I'll just bullet all the highlights since then. But just one thing before I do: Since then not a day went by without me being durchgehend bekifft. Today would be the first but just because I ran out of bud - Nico stole it from me that basterd. Now he's in .. somewhere playing goo goo gaga with his niece. Och.

So here we go:

I got a mac. Finally. Trust me it's worth the money.
Got a Time Capsule. Awesome stuff. Unfortunately though don't work too well with our house. So we sent it back last night.
Found my favorite beer - Augustiner Helles.
We've moved yet again. To a better pad. Markt 5. Ladies will love it I bet.
Started baking. And yes. That kind of baking :)
Ina and I came through with writing our first song. will be recording it and posting it online.
Right at this very moment I'm writing another song.
New bands: Black Keys, Volbeat, Hail the Villain
New albums: A Thousand Suns, Clapton, Come Around Sundown, Brothers
COD MW2 is pretty sweet.
Got the Amplitube iRig - bomb. Now I'm gonna be strolling the street with an E-Gitarre with headphones and people would think im crazy :)
Got a cute lil palm size 1 TB external (since the time capsule didn't work out)
I get high on Actimel.
We had to move our scooter to our new place because some pricks tried to steal it last night after leaving it there for the past 10 decades. Btw whoever wants a scooter it's up for sale :D
Looking for a band. Please. I want in on a band. I want GROUPIES. Haha like as if the capital letters emphasizes the loudness of my tone - I'd be a tourette syndrome victim :D Like you just look at someone's niece who's still 17 but looks hot and you want in on that action go and say. "Hi pleased to meet you. Hope you got my .. I like SEX"

Btw, being under 18 is way way way way way way overrated. And don't think ill of me this way, I mean I'm down with the whole protect kids thing. But if it's borderline and if it's mutual, by all means, let it be.

Okay got something to write abt now! (song i mean)

Gtg toodles!

Modelled today!

2010-09-12T11:15:00.002+02:00

Forum Perdana

2010-06-29T16:13:00.003+02:00

So bitches and hos.

16th July 2010 - A forum Perdana will be held @Markt 5 48565 Steinfurt in conjunction with the new opening of our new humble abode.

Topics to be discussed will be notified on-the-fly. Juice and Jams are supplied. Gifts only accepted if consumable.

Be sure not to miss this memorable cultural event. Everyone is invited. We gonna have a super phun thyme.

2010-06-28T21:27:00.001+02:00

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Coverlog

2010-05-10T14:38:00.000+02:00

PEANUT BUTTER COVER TIME

2010-05-06T23:11:00.000+02:00

HeidePARK

2010-04-19T20:04:00.001+02:00

Awesome you guys. Just awesome. And balls. lots and lots of it.

numbers!

2010-03-26T12:08:00.001+01:00

eins sieben eins eins eins zwei :(

boners are best

2010-03-25T08:49:00.002+01:00

Dont get why people are so against intercourse.

I mean, you punish them they do it more.

You encourage them they do it more - but at least you know you made it happen so gj-high five!

There are many perks of having a relationship with the professors own offspring.

After we got down to talking, and a couple of spliffs - I managed to convince my guest to share some really good news.

And it's REALLY good news.

5 more 2s and more!

K Ive no mood to write anymore - watching SOUTH PARK season 14 episode 2.

geschafft!

2010-03-22T16:20:00.007+01:00

So woke up this morning. and I played kims guitar.

uhm

2010-03-18T21:56:00.001+01:00

still tired.. happy tired.

freedom

2010-03-17T18:49:00.002+01:00

ok. Im free.

had my last week of exams. Now we just gotta wait until the results come.

Just got back from enschede. All packed up and ready to go.

Im a bit tired so Ill start spilling tomorrow.

au Contraire Mon Fraire

2010-02-17T18:32:00.004+01:00

Waiting on my dinner date shes relatively late.

Have you guys watched Imagination of Doctor Parnassus?

Right that story by the dead Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Colin Farrell. See just any of those names alone is enough to make someone watch the film straight away.

I'm not saying it's a bad movie. It is good. But being the evermore paranoid person who thinks critically - I say this because I love to critic people more than less in front of them, take notice on the whole the peculiar signs in the film that controversial-heads would have a field day dwelling on it.

Dajjal, in the flesh. The cross-dimensional black and white chequered floorboard. The black snake. Everything about that film both captivates and scares the shit outta me. Why though?

It's just a normal film. A story of classic good ol' good versus Satan. Who hasn't seen that? It is just fiction.

Exactly. The mere fact that everyone thinks its a goddamn fantasy film is the main point here. More and more people are now more convinced in that shit they call the God Delusion. That everyone is God. You are your own God. Its the IN thing now isn't it. Evolution is what made us all here right? Chance. That everything suddenly appears out of nowhere and EVOLVES. That everything in this goddamn universe has its ups and downs and somehow balances just right to make me even able to write this goddamn blog. Right ? I mean chance actually created a system so perfect that it's able to manage an infinite of infinite possibilities.

Mathematically speaking it's impossible to live this life without believing in a supreme being. There has to be something there that's controlling everything. Darwin. Pff. If you ask me he's nothing but an asshole who once upon a time must've made a pact with Satan himself just to put that idea of CHANCE in almost everyone's head. See cause he isn't allowed to physically destroy the bible, or the Quran or that other thing that jews read. What easier way is there to destroy them than putting a huge sliver in our faith that cracks wide open on an unimaginable scale in the first place. Ask around, see how much they believe in this .. Evolution.

So. Imagination of Doctor Pissass. I bet you right this minute more and more women who saw the film in hoping one day they'd find their own Johnny Depp or men who wanna do Heath Ledger are becoming even more self-indulged and put way beyond redemption into believing in such a puny thing as GOD.

Moderation people. You can have fun but be aware of what you're consuming into your soul.

Oh btw, instead you can comment on this here: http://www.youtube.com/user/hududed#p/a/u/1/kLRJhtYp6eU

If you're nice you might even leave a comment :o

If you're nice ^^

scared shitless

2010-02-11T07:22:00.006+01:00

Google come up with a new and exciting addition to its mail features - Buzz!

If you ask me it's just another way to get more people to stalk more people.

And for those who don't know better - this is not good.

Facebook. Twitter. Buzz. All these bring us one step closer to our doom.

Let me explain it in a simpler form.

When I say scientists - what's the first thing that pops in your head?

I know - a man, in a lab coat, mixing orange liquids with clear ones. Let us not be naive here.

Scientists are generally more knowledgeable about earthly attributes than the common man.

And like any group of people of similar backgrounds, there has to be a community of scientists.

Do you think the scientists work for the better or for worse - or better yet, do they even have a choice?

Imagine sheep. They're generally considered to be less intelligent beings compared to humans no? What does the shepherd do the sheep? Well, he feeds them, tend to all their needs and at best without any resistance - how is this achieved?

Complete control. He gives the sheep food and water so it continues to live. He locks them up within fences. He pretty much tells them what to do. And again, at best without confrontation.

Now. How different is it exactly between normal citizens and these scientists and sheep and the shepherd?

Are we at all under mind control? Is it safe to say - "I am who I am, as long as I believe in my principles.."

Who gave you those principles?

Did your parents tell you iPhones are cool?

Did your friends tell you Asians are small and eat dead babies?

Did your colleagues tell you curly hair is in this winter?

Did God tell you to wear nude colors this season ?

Did He say blacks have to talk vulgar and by wearing clothes double their size it's dope?

Did He tell you Muslims are terrorists?

The list goes on. Are these principals really yours? No. I bet you my balls it's not.

These principles that end up being made jokes, but a principle nonetheless, and only to those who have a sense of humor. You should be able to imagine how many people actually believe this shit.

So who's principles is it? You might think that I see this just because I want to see it. But believe me, there's something huge concocting for quite sometime now. And their biggest weapon of mass control is sitting right there in your living rooms/dorms right now - that rectangle piece of crap they call television.

The new world order - ring a bell? Look it up.

To give you a taste of what I mean. They love subliminal messages. I shall name a few that I've seen that I find interestingly adequate and relevant.

You should know by now that the news never tells the truth - and that INCLUDES Malaysian news.

We'll look at some series/films instead.

( and these are the ones I watch, not counting those that I don't )

Walt Disney's Fantasia, Dumbo.

(Subliminal messages that hit us where we are most fragile and without a concrete belief- as a child.)

Pretty much every film similar to american pie. Typical nerd/geek/nonpretty people who after a whole lotta shenanigan generally end up with the girl.
Sherlock Holmes.
Lost.
Fringe.
Heroes.

To twittering and fbing and this new buzz. I'll leave it for the next post.

3 more 1s to come.

2010-02-09T11:11:00.002+01:00

Now it may sound cocky but is it really cocky if you know that it's true?

Fat people are the best!

2010-02-03T17:53:00.006+01:00

So exam was last monday.

Went well.

Yesterday I got the results.

A bit disappointed.

Was 2nd best. Annoyed the shit out of me.

But it's amazing how that professor works.

I was looking through his CV.

That fat basterd has been all over. Brazil. The States. Europe. Well.

Except for Asia. Prolly because Asians are good at math.

Haha. I'm kidding. Chinese are good at math.

Haha. Kidding. Those who are hardworking are good at math.

In a way those who are hardworking would be good at anything.

So its kinda bewildering why one or more of us Malaysians would actually simply drop maths.

I have nothing against that. But what I do have a problem with is unassertive people.

Clouded. Easily influenced people. In a way it's quite fun to trick them into doing somethings.

Sorta like how .. oh. 5-10 people I knew from my last learning institute easily fell for the scam that was going around back there.

But that's fun! Because you see, I was there! and there and then I warned them it's a scam! And in spite of that.. they still went for it! Haha I'm sorry I just have to laugh looking back at those times. How he even promised that I'd be able to afford my own car within a month. Omg that's just too comical. Mana kereta ko tu kollegah? Tunjuk sket. Drift drift skit.

Aaaah. And yet having that said, people still befriend him as if he's the victim of failing to be a millionaire under 21. Hilarious. Kudos people. You guys were awesome.

Anyway.. the only reason why some of you are down and yet ironically proud of letting everyone know that you're just aiming to 'lulus' while the rest are shooting for the stars..

It's because you're lazy. Period.

Viel Spass mit euren Klausuren jaa!

iPfad

2010-01-28T12:21:00.004+01:00

New iPad is out.

Like a tampon, only more expensive.

• Intense visuals, including three-dimensional clotting.

• Hardware tough enough to withstand leakage.

• Attention-getting aesthetics — sleek Winged Design™ will turn heads.

• Pets will love it...especially dogs.

• Stay-put adhesive — stick it in the palm of your hand and leave your other hand free!

• Convenient disposability keeps pipes unclogged.

• Customization: scented vs. unscented, light vs. heavy, pink vs. purple.

On the downside:

• Only the flimsy "teen" model will be small enough to conceal in your hand.

Just to be thorough, for those who're not getting the big picture:

Fad is not phat. It's exactly the opposite.

If you happen to own a netbook, an iPhone or an iTouch, a smartphone,etc. and you still have the need to buy this:

You're nothing but a spoilt bitch. Period.

Lady in Red

2010-01-23T17:25:00.007+01:00

Sore. Is the word I wish I could unlearn.

Regret. Fills up the void to the back of my cranium.

Appreciate. The finer things in life. Small but significant.

Repertoires. Seize to grow if one is willing to grow with it.

They tease. They tease. They tease.

How merciless these narcissistic chauvinists flaunt their grand design known to every man as life itself.

How vile these bastards taunt us yet again with their most prized possession - the lady in red.

How feeble that I have fallen for her.

How feeble that we all have fallen for her.

Lord have mercy on us all.

Dream

2010-01-20T07:31:00.003+01:00

Cast: Me, Mertins - my Physics professor who has an eerie resemblance to House combined with Ahmad Faris.

Ort: Library in the movie Sherlock Holmes.

Props: A dentist patient's chair.

So apparently Mertins, with a nose of peh and a sarcasm and witz like House was actually in a dentist uniform. Scary. White. Clean. Having dirty deeds drilling teeth and bleeding gums. Was operating on mua. And one of three things happened, he, without consent grabs that deathmachine and started scraping out the inner beings of my tooth and almost impossibly switching to a hammer and a nail in an instant like Tommy Vercetti in Vice City. He started jamming the nail into the empty tooth into my gums with a light grin asking Did it hurt?

I said no. He shot me a look of disbelief and asked me to stand up in that condition thus uncovering my awesomeness in poker games. He continued doing so for the 4 ends of the tooth thats connected to the gums and the story skipped the part of him covering it back up. At least I think it's closed up.

He then started operating on my feet. So I rolled up my pants and he offered me scrubs to wear in to hide my momentarily dried skin - seems I went a few days without a shower. He took out massive syringe the kind that's meant to retrieve a sample from the spinal cord, a golem's spinal cord. And thus stuck the goddamn thing into both my feet - and I laughed as they get numb but somehow still shiver simultaneously.

Then I woke up. Seeing my feet peeking out of the covers.

Morawetz du schlau!

2010-01-15T18:04:00.003+01:00

So here we are in the new house. Everything is set. Internet is up once again hallelujah. I have started playing dota again. Well, did. Looking back I think I won't restart playing it. Einfach zu stressig. I won't study. I'd curse a whole lot more and that don't do my blood pressure no good.

Another 2 weeks and the exams are upon mua. Maths 3. Electronics and the QUEENS ENGLISH. Being totally hopeless in maths I or we, the people of United States of Steinfurt, put all our hopes upon der Morawetz. Now WAS UND WER IST DER MORAWETZ?

He's nothing but a math genius who appear to think spending a weekend to review stuff for the exam is enough. So he spends the remainder of his vorlesungszeit (time) teaching us how we would be able to see a complete 360 degrees when we jog at the speed of light. That and something about antennas and a whole lot of maths that has nothing to do with NUMBERS anymore. It's the whole point why we asians strive in that subject in the first place - that it has nothing to do with the german language. Well ladies and gentlemen now its just a bunch of f(u(c(k)))ing crap that no one can screw to get ahead.

I had a nice conversation last night (one which I had to pay for eventually). I'm not gonna mention names luv ;) and it got me thinking about something pretty ironic. They say you get 72 virgins when you're in heaven. Malaysia has a little more than 27 million people - at least half of them are virgins. Need I say more - the better heaven is in between thailand and singapore!

Wind of change has come to Steinfurt city. The kinda wind I hate. The kind most commonly known as wind, literally. Snow tingles my emotions for the first week, then it pisses on ya on your shoes - salty piss I would say ( tip: don't lick the bottom of your shoe for 10 Eu ). Now a gush of wind to your face early in the morning that produces that kinda sweet sour tightness in your crotch. If only we could isolate the earth or at least ST-city and have snow that don't melt with 30 degrees weather and untouched sandy beaches right outside your doorstep. I'm gonna entwickeln that one day.

In a tad less than 2 hours wuerde ich viel reinpfeifen dass ich morgen ueberhaupt nicht aufstehen wuerde - oh someone's got a birthday party fyi. And a little note before I leave to she who thinks shes got it all right - you don't. You don't know me. You never will if you keep living the way your family and friends made you. Hud. Out.

AAAAAAAAAARGH

2009-12-03T13:40:00.002+01:00

im screaming all alone at my monitor.

sold off my blitz for 200 EU. thats about .. 20 EU more than what I bought it for.

gonna move out tmr and cocktails then after. maybe memphis. we'll see.

Whatever it is. Im getting some bootay.

Oh right I was screaming because I was watching victoria secrets angels dancing to BEP. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

impatient basterd.

2009-11-22T16:42:00.003+01:00

Where in the world is my netbook.

Wanna watch inglorious basterds but somehow I cant.

So I feel kinda bad. I was skyping with Sueyi that day. She's a doll. Not from this planet though. Shes about my age and shes qualified to give you castration.

Here's what happened. Christoph, my housemate turned 24 yesterday. That just means that for 3 days straight we naturally get headaches every morning.

Being the early bird I sorta woke up at 10 am. Which is to many unbelievably early. And 2 girls were sleeping on my bed. Now dudes I know how it may sound - But the threesome was a no go. If only I could remember how it got to that point in the first place. Plus threesomes only work if you do it with someone you're not familiar with - fremd gehen.

The route to the toilet was pretty tricky - bear in mind my whole left brain was yanking my head to the left. Wanted to pee in the toilet bowl but somebody definitely missed the hole by a mile. So the sink would do - quick diversion - Men should have the normal jamban and a standing one, really practical.

Had some irish coffee. Rolled me a morning glory and suddenly I saw Sueyi on Skype. I couldnt call because my microphone was in the other room - chatted with her then. Apparently she had her fun as well as she slept at 3am and I woke her up at 6am (sorry sueyi). Being 5 years apart from not seeing her I have changed by quite a significant amount - so much that I forgot what a lady she was - I told her what was going on and somehow we ended up to a battle of the sexes debate.

Now, I said the 2 women on my bed were snoring. And that it sounds way worse than men. She took it as chauvinistic. I meant that they literally snored way louder than men. Just like how when women dont use deo and totally oblivious to the fact that they're BO deflects men like how muslim Malaysians avoid dogs. This is true to all accounts. Men definitely have BO. definitely. But its somehow natural. Women are more pure - at least I think so. So when they stink - they're whole image stinks to me. Lets not get started with bad breath in the morning.

She was saying when men sleep around they get recognition and become one of the guys. When women do it they're seen as sluts.

I find this totally and unequivocally FAIR. Lemme tell you why.

It takes a 130% effort from a man to be a stud. you have to have a nice shirt, smell heavenly, work that charm and be unbelievably funny/arrogant.

To be a slut. Women just have to BE there.

I mean Ive heard of dwarf sluts but never dwarf studs. Except maybe within their own community. When you find any evidence to negate my theory please do share.

P/S: I don't think men are better than women nor vice versa. Tbh having women being the alpha male is more of an advantage to me. I love having women on top ;)

and that'll be 50 EU tq.

2009-11-13T14:17:00.003+01:00

So here's a quick update. We're moving! again! for the 4th bloody time in less 2 years. No I didn't graduate just yet. No I didn't change course nor did I accidentally burned down my apartment.
Under some destined circumstances I'll be moving out of the ghetto and into the city. It's a long story but what I can tell you is that it had nothing to do with drugs.

I had my first job yesterday. Mechanics tutor. Easy peasy. Unbelievable what kinda questions students ask - ich hab noch nie arctan bei Mathe gehabt. Was soll ich in meinem Taschenrechner eintypen?

Quick thought - You know how sometimes parents can be too open when it comes to sex? Well friend's grandfather took a couple of Vs and decided to tit fuck his grandma. Turns out after he came he was just sliding it in and out of his own balls.

Oh btw a couple of my friends are retards. Im sure you've got those kinds of friends in your circle as well. Anyway they kinda uploaded something I disapproved of just for the sake of the perfectionist in me - I'm not btw, I mean I couldn't care less if it's a vagina or an anus, a hole is a HOLE.

Here's the link anyhow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jW2Hkcu3fc

Fat ass Pinky

2009-11-08T08:37:00.003+01:00

Mr Pinky has gone obese in a matter of seconds. Although I'd like to think some crazy slut bit my tongue but it's not.

People would think I'm a freak now. Especially the undoubtly hot women.

A) I'm meant to look at them as how all men are intended to do by nature.

B) Had they asked me where the next party is I would be lisping like a perverted dickwat.

I can't eat whole food. No milk. No acidic based fruits. No booze. No TLC from the THC. For about a week I think. I hope. This is way worse than fasting believe me. So yesterday I had a banana for lunch and alphabet soup for dinner. Today would be no different.

Say this is fun. Why not make a game out of this? Given the listed symptoms, What's wrong with my tongue?

Let us sway.

2009-11-04T17:55:00.002+01:00

Don't torrent.

It's an EXPENSIVE lesson if you were to get caught.

They don't come to you personally - just a blue colored mail.

But just for my sake of having the pleasure of saying "Haha I hate to say this but I told you so", do continue with torrents.

Oh btw tweets are for fags.

My balls for your virginity.

2009-11-03T16:47:00.004+01:00

I love women. Of all shapes and sizes. Unless if they can't speak english. And if they're fat. And dwarves. I.. I just don't know what to do with them. Do you dress 'em up? Use 'em as a stool? Well I don't like nice women. I don't mind sluts. Nice is boring. At least in bed. I know what you're thinking - "You don't know me. I'm crazy dangerous. ". Nothing against you - you've done pretty well in your life. You should be proud of that. But sluts. Man. Sluts are crazy.

To give you a bit of insight to what I mean,

nice women would deepthroat you for the sake of spicing up your love life and out of pity since well we're watering your gardens as well.

But sluts - they can't stand another second not having a cock shoved to the back of their throats.

Nice women would prolly let you BD her and say - "Well I hope he's enjoying his birthday".

Sluts would say - "well lads.. now shove two cocks up my arse!"

Anyhoo - as much as I love women I love drawing them as well. I might be crazy but I think drawing women could be for me the best foreplay in my life. Well. We'll see.

Inspire me.

2009-10-30T15:11:00.003+01:00

Beat me. hate me. You can never break me. Will me. thrill me. You can never kill me. Jew me, sue me. Everybody do me. Kick me, kike me. Don't you black or white me.

Tell me what has become of my life. I have a wife and two children who love me. I am the victim of police brutality, now. I'm tired of bein' the victim of hate. You're rapin' me of my pride. Oh, for God's sake. I look to heaven to fulfill its prophecy...Set me free.

Tell me what has become of my rights. Am I invisible because you ignore me? Our proclamation promised me free liberty. I'm tired of bein' the victim of shame. They're throwing me in a class with a bad name. I can't believe this is the land from which I came.

You know I do really hate to say it. The government don't wanna see. But if Roosevelt was livin'. He wouldn't let this be.

I never thought this song was so deep. michael jackson people. michael joseph jackson.

Steinfurt ist scheisse

2009-10-25T23:47:00.005+01:00

Now there are certain peculiar things about this small city that I'm, forced to, reside in.

The fact that it is small leads to the common thinking that it is suitable for students. Less distractions. A place where everybody knows everybody. Nicer people.

Although most of these are true. I now see that the cons of living in such a dreadful place has overtaken the good.

Now. The last one - nicer people. Doesn't represent the women in my community. I just found out I got a position as a tutor for mechanics yesterday personally from my prof I decided to party that night. So here's the deal. Living in a small town plus the unbelievably overpriced taxi fare means the only spot I can go to engage with the opposite sex is about 5 km away. About 4 km too far to walk and about 30 km too short to make it a worth while train trip.

Long story short I got rejected by oh. let's say every single ballless human in the joint. First short pixie haired blonde was cute - we had our glances unfortunately she brought a long a twat blocker.

Next couple. Claimed they were twins although I'm not too sure how this would actually demotivate me in any way.

Next group. Claimed that first girl I was talking to was hers and they want nothing to do with dicks. I said I didn't believe it - they frenched. Na gut. zumindest war das ne geile abfuhr.

Next group. Danced my ass off in front of a couple of ladies. They stood there and stared as if they could do better.

Notice that I describe them as groups instead of a single person. That's how the world works and by golly women need to start growing a pair. They go everywhere together. Hell it must be some kind of secret passed down from generation to generation that toilets must be entered with at LEAST 2 women - keeps the men curious and the cards on your table ladies. I wonder if there is a minimum requirement, some kinda gossiping skills that you must attain to be able to join the toilet society. hm.

I was practically running out of choices then. The last ones were so pathetic I'm not gonna describe it further but it did however made me think of one of two things.

I can't say it's racism because my german mate ain't getting any ass either.

I can't say I had it coming because they were not supermodels.

So what's the deal here. Since when do these women have such high self-esteem. For God's sake I got rejected at hello. I actually snapped at one of them and they practically gave me a good response. But I'm not about to get pissed off in front of women just to sleep with em.

Conclusion is - Steinfurt is messed up. Or at least the women at that joint was. The fact the very effort we make have become mere peripherals to their standards is just a clear sign that feminism will only bring us closer to our world's end. Give this Malaysian a break you fcking cunts!

Young, dumb and full of cum

2009-10-21T21:07:00.006+02:00

You wonder why he is full of cum. The actual term wet dreams is almost close to non-existent whenever he proceeds to bring it up to his fellow mates. But once upon a time. Well even in the now, he still experience the whole shenanigan. Full of cum. Let us further investigate this topic and eventually hopefully getting my message across.

The Malay is courteous and self-effacing. It is good manners, not degrading - in fact its a mark of breeding. It is typical for him to stand aside and let someone pass - not just that, he inclines himself in seeming obeisance. Unfortunately what is merely good manners to us is wrongly interpreted by the rest of the world. Calling non-malay shopkeepers boss and tuan and tai lo etc. - more likely to be misinterpreted as a weakness to the eyes of non-malays.

They're not to blame. They don't know. They are not expected to conform. They have never understood his habit of giving way. Nor do they admire it and ever felt the need to copy it. But they obviously found it to their advantage. Privileged, in HIS tanah.

The constant restraint the Malay imposes on himself is unnatural - hence the withdrawing into himself and his race. I don't know how many times I've brought this up, and how many times my own people unbelievably supporting the opposite. Nevertheless, let's move on.

When spoken to those not of his kind, his opinions are expressed differently as to those of his flesh. Of course what's different is when it comes to something unpleasant or unpalatable. It is far better if his politeness and his abhorrence of unpleasantness is understood for what they really are. The conflict within himself is in itself dangerous. It is utterly embarrassing every time I've to come up with some sort of rebuttal to hinder us being called hinter fotze. Honestly, I've stopped. Because it is on all occasions true.

Full of cum. Spread some some of this in a bun.

Raya

2009-10-16T15:17:00.002+02:00

Ah raya. It's that time of the year again. The very moment of pure bliss. The moment of more jubilation. Then moments of nothingness. And so comes the moment of discontent, nuisance and hence pure hatred.

Hari Raya. It's not that Raya isn't good. Many (Malays) tend to forget however that it still, and always be 'Hari' Raya. Hari. A day. Not a week. Not a month. A day. Isn't that what we were thought? Moderation? Everything in life requires moderation. But no matter how many times we hear that schoenes Lebensprinzip, we ignore it.

The festivities celebrated by Malays ( and I say Malays because it is our 'adat' ) are always closely related to a complete disregard of time. And that disregard of time is seen in the careless way in which it is spent. Doing nothing, sipping coffee, or just 'talking' is almost a Malay national habit.

An invitation to a kenduri in a kampong is invariably for an indefinite time. One may arrive at any time, eat at any time and go off at any time. No one ever arrives on time for a meeting but once started there is no limit to the time it can last. A meeting would therefore start late and end even later, no matter how much the time of the meeting is adjusted to suit everyone.

When there is no awareness of time, there can be no planning and work is never reliable. A community which is not conscious of time must be regarded as a backward society - the more technologically advanced the man, the more he is bound to time. Whats more is that it will remain a backward society. There is no doubt that the Malay failure to value time is one of the most important handicaps of their progress.

Change

2009-10-15T00:01:00.003+02:00

The eye of youth is very observant. Youth has its moments of keen intuition, even normal youth - but the intuition of those who stand midway between the sexes, is so ruthless, so poignant, so accurate, so deadly, as to be in the nature of an added scourge; and by such an intuition did he discover that all was not well with his parents.

Their outward existence seemed calm and unruffled. But their children saw their hearts with the eyes of the spirit; flesh of their flesh, he had sprung from their hearts, and he knew that those hearts were heavy.

In the words that they left unspoken, he could hear it - it would be there, filling the small gaps of silence.

And yet he was utterly helpless, and he knew it. All that he did seemed inadequate and childish.

They had been completely unconscious with each other for over 24 years. Then had come the morning at home, when those two had suddenly seen each other, and had known from that moment the meaning of life, of love, just because they have seen each other. His father spoke very seldom of such things, but this much he has told him, it had all grown quite clear -

What had it felt like when you realized each other? What did it feel like to see things quite clearly, to know the innermost reason for things?

dum dee dee dum

2009-09-22T20:36:00.002+02:00

as boredom fills up my thought-to-be-impervious mind I begin to contemplate the many different ways I can kill time. So help me out here.

Should I..

1. pop a poop up the pooper.

2. poop a pop ala proper.

3. prep a peppy penne.

4. pick a peck of pickled peppers.

5. pose a proper peace.

6. pester a paster.

7. piss in your pie.

Think I'm gonna piss in your pie.

21 guns

2009-09-22T14:27:00.003+02:00

adjective of the day - zickig.

music of the day- Omen by the Prodigy.

current book- Malay dilemma by (the great) Mahathir Mohammad

last series - House season 6

overall mood - free. regretful. turning a new leaf.

top: light blue pinstripe shirt by Replay

bottom: beige shorts by Ashworth

So the big 21 ist vorbei. I am indeed legal, officially.

The exam sessions ist auch vorbei. We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

Wishing for a Hollanderin. Oder halb sogar. Theory dazu - All hollander/in sind gross und von der mehrheit der Maedels wenn nicht heiss, mega heiss weil alle kiffen ihr ganzes leben lang.

Need to get away. Away from this abgefucktes small town.

Things aren't working perfectly. But ich wuerde es ueberleben.

Mary Juane

2009-09-20T07:29:00.002+02:00

adjective of the day - schüchtern.

music of the day- dendang perantau by P Ramlee.

current book- Malay dilemma by (the great) Mahathir Mohammad

last movie- Away We Go.

overall mood - glad. calm. cold.

top: black&white pinstripe t-shirt by Topman.

bottom: pinstripe boxers

Hate being in this part of Germany. I can't live up to my supposed potential.

Got way stoned after 3 small sips from G: slept standing up for about 10 mins.

that first bite in the morning of raya. Has to be one of my favorite feelings.

Before burying myself in the books. Exams in raya. also brings back some nostalgic memories.

To those who matter, sincere apologies.

Wishing for the best. We shall prevail the test.

das war ein befehl

2009-09-19T14:48:00.002+02:00

ach ja. ein halb jahr und ich bin wieder da.

noun of the day - fotze.

music of the day- "Nasty letter" by Ottis Taylor.

current book- Malay dilemma by (the great) Mahathir Mohammad

last movie- Public enemies.

overall mood - hungry, cold, impatient.

top: black&white pinstripe t-shirt by Topman.

navy blue knit pullover by banana republic.

bottom: beige golf shorts by ashworth

casual black leather shoes by Topman.

Raya. was soll das alta ich hab noch eine klausur zu schreiben. gib stulle und mach kein bullshit.

püki

2009-02-06T15:53:00.002+01:00

Now imagine why I would puke in somewhere like Germany.

Ok ok imagine why Germans would puke in Germany.

Ok I puked. but not for the reasons you clearly got in your head haha.

lets say I huff huffa thong in da billa-bong.

New albums

2009-02-05T08:21:00.002+01:00

The Fray's new album The Fray is out. But to me they sound a bit too one-tonish.

However here's something. Like Eminem? Like Dr Dre? Like 50 Cent?

Well they came up with a new single. Crack a bottle!

My Family 'tis of thee

2009-02-03T18:55:00.002+01:00

Just listening to the Black Album reminds me of nostalgic recollections of my childhood.

Laying there in the hot afternoon.
Bearing the humidity I so deeply crave.
Fused with the dry winds from the nasional table fan at speed 3.
And beautifully accompanied by the tunes of Metallica.

touched by an angel

2009-02-03T12:52:00.002+01:00

Sometimes a hug is all you need.
Been awhile since I get messages from the dead.
Let alone a hug.
Love you onyang.

needa somea layina

2009-02-02T10:36:00.000+01:00

My balls are aching. I need Sexsh. Or a friggin blowjob.

Exams nearing

2009-02-02T10:35:00.000+01:00

Hah. Like I give a shit.

Drakaholic

2009-02-02T10:34:00.002+01:00

Listen to Nick Drake.

If you don't like it I think I'm getting old.

Alice is a bitch

2009-02-02T10:33:00.000+01:00

1 Full day of streamyx.

Afro Samurai

2009-01-31T15:22:00.001+01:00

What more can I say. Samurai & Samuel L. Maddog Jackson.

Alabama Man!

2009-01-31T15:19:00.000+01:00

He can bowl and drink and drink somemo' ~

Alabama MAN!

The Reader & Choke

2009-01-31T05:09:00.003+01:00

The fact that Kate Winslet is playing such huge roles in award-nominated movies such as Revolutionary Road and The Reader should give me an impression that she's a good actress.

And that's exactly what I got. Not only can she act, she's gettin' 'em awards even with a lil erotica scenes here and there. Which my guess is it displays some truisms in the movie, that lil' bit extra to be above average. Either that or people don't take is as something explicit because what they're seein is not the temples they'd imagine to have their Bratwurstchen sliding in and out of. The latter sounds more spot on tbh.

But egal, fine actress and a well-made movie done in Germany! Oh what're the odds :)

Besides that, if you enjoyed Fight Club then Choke is a must-see. Also written by those who did Fight Club.

Big 'Bama's House

2009-01-30T07:27:00.003+01:00

Nothing like Jon Stewart and coffee to start the day.

New attorney General nominee is just too darn non-macha to be an attorney.

Why is he answering questions in unequivocal straight-forward terms?

He is charged with keeping the government completely immune from the nation's laws!

It's very simple.

One cup evasiveness.

Two teaspoons faint stupidity.

And to top it off just a.. a whiff of prikish condescension.

Chatbox STICKY!

2009-01-30T01:09:00.004+01:00

Ok seems the chatbox lag skit. So macam facebook/googlechat, at the bottom right of the box there's a pop-out button. Click that and the lag should be reduced a significant amount.

k.Nite. Fking no typos even when I'm high MUAHAH!

Hi

2009-01-29T23:38:00.004+01:00

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Hhhheeehhhehhhhh hehhhehhhhhhhhhehhehehhhhh

2009-01-29T20:08:00.001+01:00

Pow! Right in the Kisser~
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Chat per bulu's request

2009-01-29T16:29:00.001+01:00

Scroll to the bottom. Pause the music if it bothers you. But I do recommend having it played through just once.

sex drive

2009-01-29T15:02:00.004+01:00

An instant 9/10 in my book.

A. '69 Pontiac GTO Judge

2. Hot chick.

C. The judge.

D. Seth Green.

XI. Did I mention the judge?

iii. Free. DVDSCR.

M. it's orange. but it purrs. Oh judge.

5. Fall out boy + omish people!

G. GLORY HOLE!

I. Donut man!

3. Cat fight!

Chrome is the new sexy

2009-01-29T14:55:00.001+01:00

If you haven't downloaded chrome yet do it now. I'll give you 1 minute, go download it now and continue reading this blog with the new browser.

Cut off

2009-01-29T10:02:00.002+01:00

Just found out today that I'm nothing more than a cut-off.

Literally. Imagine a picture of you and someone, you yourself took, used by that someone as a profile picture, without you in it.

4,891,21 EU

2009-01-28T20:39:00.000+01:00

Okay. What could this figure be? Hm. What'dya think ?

Alabama MAN!

2009-01-28T18:22:00.002+01:00

Wow! He can bowl!

Bored.

2009-01-28T18:21:00.002+01:00

Don't ever drop your baby. Just. Don't.

Merama-rama

2009-01-28T17:41:00.003+01:00

So tried butterfly strokes today. End up having at least a litre chlorine water in my tummy and causing quite a commotion without the shock and awe of a perfectly formed butterfly. Splishy splashy and gurgle murgle.

Sex

2009-01-28T12:23:00.002+01:00

Speaking of jerking off.

Just bein a devil's advocate here real quick, if not always.

If jerking off is how we say, haram. Might as well just have sex no?

Random thought

2009-01-28T12:21:00.003+01:00

Know what I really want.

Toilet seat warmer.

just wake up. get your ass to the toilet and get your business on and take a crapper on warm smooth plastic.

Mmm. Prolly even better than jerking off.

Lompat si Katak lompat

2009-01-28T09:53:00.002+01:00

K sorry that's Ilmie. Ilmie bukan katak. Tapi if you look at .. ok fine. Definitely not a katak.

Alabama MAN!

2009-01-28T09:52:00.001+01:00

Bring Alabama Man to the Bowling Alley where he drinks a lot and chews tobacco!

Parental Control

2009-01-28T09:37:00.002+01:00

It appears there are universities in this world still applying parental control on their servers in case the students wanna jerk off in the library or even outside in front of his (or her) netbook. UNIVERSITIES. Mind you.

That can only mean these people can't visit my blog apparently because the system confuses an innocent blog with PORN.

New albums

2009-01-28T09:35:00.002+01:00

Hoobastank's new album out today For(n)ever with the favorite single "So close, So far".

The new album is stacking up in mininova.org as we speak, so dl em if you haven't already.

Australia

2009-01-27T17:20:00.002+01:00

Vintage.

Almost 3 hours long and every minute was worth it. It's rare to see Hugh Jackman act in his own dialect, was hoping to hear Nicole to speak a lil Dingo eer and there a bit by the billabongs as well but I guess that'd be too much of an expectation.

Complete wholesome story that kinda reminds me of Gone with the Wind - all it needs to be just like the all-time favorite is just an hour more of play lol.

Alabama MAN!

2009-01-27T10:02:00.001+01:00

He's strong he's quick he's active!

6 inches long, 2 inches wide

2009-01-27T09:51:00.004+01:00

So. 6 inches long. 2 inches wide. Has a head. Know what that is ?
My . . . .

Think real hard before you come up with an answer ;)

Check the comment for answers.

Boycott

2009-01-27T09:46:00.002+01:00

And so ends officially the heeding of such a generous act for the muslims. As Obama comes up, Israelis stand down, and majority of the thousands of people trying to stop the act of violence upon Islam suddenly stopped trying. Wie erwartet. What you make up of this statement is entirely up to you.

buttscratcha

2009-01-27T09:37:00.002+01:00

In diesem Augenblick sagt man nicht mehr umgangsprchlich moino oder jo sondern buttscratcha. Yepp. Buttscratcha ist der neue Trend fuer alle. Ich weiss was ihr denkt.

"Boa wie cool! Wie kann ich buttscratcha sagen?"

Einfach. Mit einem starken u steigenden tone, sag buttscratcha wie eine Frage gestellt wuerde. Dann muss man antworten mit einem relativen sinkenden tone, ziemlich schwaecher aber trotzdem noch hammer klingt.

So, fang mal an. "Buttscratcha?!"
Antwort: "Buttscratcha!"

sausagefest

2009-01-27T09:35:00.003+01:00

One word to describe the hundreds of Msian students in Germany through facebook.

Edit: One word to describe Msian students through my facebook and meant to be a joke if that isn't clear already. Credits to Tahir and Bejak for pointing that out.

nothing but the truth

2009-01-24T18:39:00.004+01:00

Compelling. A classic movie with a very powerful ending. One sure to sink in so deep you'd wanna change your life. Plus Kate Beckinsale is such a milf.

weeeeeeeeeemen

2009-01-24T15:57:00.004+01:00

so uh, ni la dia product ak buat on photoshop with my newfound knowledge.
credits kepada my madels - (bukan typo, madels - prempuan auf deutsch)

touch me, touch you

2009-01-24T15:52:00.002+01:00

Aimang just bought a new rugby ball - tapi texture cam bola basketball so sakit skit tapi ok a tu awal2 main kan ( ak noob).

First round kira ok a nih. Stamina low skit. main pass je. So far ak kamil ilmie dgn aimang je jog pass and test2 tendang2 skit.

For now exercise ak consists of swimming and .. well ni la kut. other that the only reason ak kluar sbb nak gi edeka bli barang.

OH. speaking of edeka. ak baru spend 120 EU setengah bulan january kat edeka - edeka mcm giant kt msia ah. gila kan 120 EU tuh. bli apa la 120 EU. lol. Oleh itu ak implement technik prof physics aku - Exponential. Lagi banyak ak bli, lagi banyak ak makan oleh itu lagi cepat abis and vice versa. So. ini. bukan kedekut. ni saving :D

playlist 24.1.09

2009-01-24T15:45:00.003+01:00

Happy new year btw. Lama gila tak tulis blog. pokcek lak tunjuk blog dia ak pun trus bsmangat.

anyway. been listening to these songs the during my 10-hours-daily-on-photoshop-learning routine.

Jumper - Third Eye Blind
Allein allein - Polar Kreis 18
From The Morning ; Pink Moon ; Parasite - Nick Drake
Dream ; A Good Day - Priscilla Ahn
Love, Save The Empty ; Pony (It's OK) - Erin McCarley
Roxanne ; Every Breath You Take - Police
"Woo Hoo" - The 5.6.7.8's
Ride On Josephine - George Thorogood
Running Up That Hill - Placebo
Take Back The City - Snow Patrol
Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
Lotus Eater - Opeth

dibelasah junior

2009-01-24T15:41:00.001+01:00

ouch. hurts like hell. a-levels results by 1 grade in english. adeh. sakit dibelasah junior.

bosan makan

2008-11-21T16:52:00.001+01:00

Playlist 21.11.08

2008-11-21T14:54:00.002+01:00

California dreaming 2004 (Remix) - Benny Benassi
Bring the noise - Benny Benassi
Beggin - Madcon
D.A.N.C.E - Justice
The Garden - Mirah
Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade
What Have You Done ( Unplugged) - Within Temptation
Joker and the Thief - Wolfmother
No Sex for Ben - The Rapture
All my Life - Foo Fighters
Chemicals - Scars on Broadway

Sigh, why are you dead.

2008-11-21T14:23:00.002+01:00

If I had the power to control space time continuum, I'd go back to 1939 to do this woman.

Untuk bulu

2008-11-21T13:53:00.001+01:00

Nah. Comment bulu :P

The wisest men aren't afraid of confrontation.

2008-07-25T19:31:00.002+02:00

Hola.
It's true. Women are dominating the world. Soon men will have to bow down to them in tight leather thongs with a mouth-gag and a dog leash. The dogs will be cute and in their purse -.-

Women will stroll in fishnetstockings and six-inch stilletos with a genuine whip in one hand and the short leash on the other.

Here's what I thought of what it'd like to be in the near future in the social life of men and women. Sorry. The upcoming Women and men of the world.

Before men have the miracle of freedom they have to fulfill this form:

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Date: ________
Time of departure:________
Time of return (NOT to exceed):________

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units): Beer__ Wine__ Liquor__ Total__
Locations to be visited:

Location:_________ From: ___________ To: ___________
Location:_________ From: ___________ To: ___________
Location:_________ From: ___________ To: ___________

Females with whom conversation
is permitted: ________________________________________________

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:__________
_____________________________________________________
Request is: APPROVED ___ DENIED ___
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:

Date:________ Time of departure:________ Time of return: _________

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:___________

The wisest men takes a shower at least once a day

2008-07-24T04:40:00.002+02:00

Hm. 13 days of absence. Was ist hier los ?

o sodo mio~

2008-07-11T20:42:00.002+02:00

1. Mr DPM, it is a known fact that even a cabinet minister can't see you unless he/she goes through appointment, time and phone calls. Why is it so easy for an unknown dropout to have a meeting with you at your private residence?

2. If he was 'traumatized' , does that mean every traumatized Malaysian has an easy access to your home and time? I'm traumatized, can I come now?

3. Why did he choose you? Why not the PM? Ahmad Zahidi, the Religion Minister? Zaid Ibrahim, the Law Minister? Karpal Singh, the senior lawyer? Ustadh Hadi Awang, the Politician and PAS Leader? TG Nik Azziz? The Selangor Mufti? The Perlis Mufti? The ACA? The Police? His Parents? His fiancee? UMNO Youth? Foreign Embassies? Why did he chose you alone? And why is it so easy for him to meet you even in your highly guarded private home where you rest after work while even MPs can't meet you there?

4. You denied seeing, meeting him on Monday. You said he has only met your officer for scholarship purposes (though he had one and left it). What happened to that statement? Why did you buckle?

5. The boy said he was sodomised one day before he lodged the police report, (Thursday), but you met him earlier and you said he came to complain of sodomy. This means he went to Anwar after meeting you to be sodomised again. You met him when Anwar was in the Holy City of Medina with Dr Aziza performing Umrah, when they came back on Wed. afternoon, the boy said he was sodomised on Thursday. But the boy has been meeting you before. Don't you think you have sold out your very self?

6. You 'told' the boy that it was 'up to him', in case he wanted to file a police report about the sodomy charge. But Mr DPM you know that sodomy is a crime even if it is out of consent. So how can you fail to order him to seek redress in a court of justice in relation to a crime? Is that's how you want to lead the nation?

Van Gogh

2008-07-09T18:25:00.002+02:00

Apparently the real way to pronounce it is Vaan (Sound before you spit).

Anyway. Just checking in from van gogh center. laters

Greetings fro, brussels

2008-07-08T14:51:00.002+02:00

I q, currently qt the Brussels POLICE STQTION;

Hqhq only one reqson zhy tourists visit this site - loss of pqssports; Sigh; but donùt think of ,e qs qwrq just yet; its not ,y pqssport so yes; I hqve to be the gentle,qn noz;

So I zonùt sqy ,uch becquse i dont think the police stqtion is supposed to be q cc hqhq

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Holiday!

2008-07-04T14:19:00.002+02:00

Yes! The moment is finally here! 6 days of pure enjoyment! No exams! No stress!
Woo hoo!

Wait when are my exams.. Oh right. 13 days after -.-

Tour dates

2008-07-03T11:59:00.005+02:00

Regarding those who're staying back.

Slipknot will be playing Area 4 Festival 2008 in Lüdinghausen on the 28th August 2008.
Tickets cost approximately 90 EU.

For more info : www.area4.de

Trivium will be playing a little later on the 6th of November 2008 in Palladium Köln. Trivium and Mastodon will be supporting Slayer. Tickets will cost roughly 50 EU.

For more info : Click here

Guide to Meepo

2008-07-03T10:35:00.002+02:00

Meepo = imba.

Lots of people don't know this. Here's a typical situation:
Hududed(Meepo): can i mid solo pls ? :DD
Noob1(Silencer): haha you kidding? meepo ?
Noob2( Sniper ): lol. let me mid.

usually this is what happens 20 mins after in the scourge:
Noob1 has left the game.
Noob2 has left the game.
Noob3 just pp.

45 mins later bot and mid racks down. Sentinel thinks they got this in the bag.
50 mins later NotSoNoob4 leaves along with 2 Noobs from sentinel. So 1v3.

60 mins later. Scourge wins.

So what's the secret? Meepo is a cute little hero. People underestimate him. So you have the upper hand.

What upper hand? Well, he has 8 upper hands to be exact. 4 freakin 2 sec nets. And a holy shit poof aoe damage that's used to kill and escape (more to kill).

so meepo is actually 4 heroes controlled by 1 person. Impossible to be killed by any 1 hero at a time.

-How do you manage 4 heroes ?!

Well, Are you ready for the secret that makes him imba ?
-Yes!

Are you sure?
- YES YES!

Well the secret is...
-YES?!

PRACTICE!
-...

Watch this.

Terminology:
imba - imbalance
ftw - for the win
fb - fachbereich/facebook
pp- pull plug/gave up

MONOLOG SEORANG NYAH - I SEDIH BILA YOU MERAJUK

2008-07-03T08:21:00.001+02:00

" You ni… I betul-betul sedih bila I dengar you keluar parti you. I dengar you yang buat parti tu. Pasal apa you keluar. Ni dah ada orang buat cerita kata parti you tu dah umur 60 tahun. Kan you number satu dan mem you number dua. Mana masuk akal parti you 60 tahun. Tak kan lah you buat parti ni masa umur you 20 tahun. Masa tu you kan cute lagi belajar kat universiti Singapura. You pun masa itu belum jadi Melayu lagi kan ? Napa you senyap aje tak cerita yang parti ni you dan mem you yang punya. Ni lah yang Mak tak faham.

La ni I dengar you dah merajuk. I dah dengar banyak cerita. Soh seh soh seh merata-rata. Orang parti you sendiri tak layan you lagi. Orang parti you ni betul-betul buat you macam selipar Jepun, udah pakai tinggal kat tepi jamban. Orang dah tak respect you lagi. I dengar kat Kubang Pasu pun dia orang ludah muka you. Ni yang Mak tak faham ni dulu cium tangan you. Lah ni ketut muka you.

I jadi sedih ni bila I dengar orang parti you kata ' kita belajar dari presiden kita, dia yang ajar kita….' . Orang parti you ikut betul-betul perangai you. Dia orang cerita yang dulu pun you buat kalut bakar buntut Tunku. Lah ni dia orang nak bakar buntut you. Itam legam la butut you. Mak betul-betul stim tengok buntut itam. Auuuw.

Lah ni orang dah mula cerita kalau you mati nanti mereka tak nak tanam bangkai you kat Masjid Negara. Dia orang kata bangkai you kotorkan Masjid Negara. I sedih bila dengar labon orang parti you. Tapi masa Tunku mati dulu pun you tak declare holiday kan ? Pasal apa you tak declare cuti. You lupa ke ? Sekarang orang-orang parti you kata hendak ajar you betul-betul. Bangkai you dia orang nak baling bagi biawak makan. Ni Mak sedih. Mak risau bangkai you di buang ke mana nanti.

Tapi jangan risau kalau you dah mati you tak sedar pun. Tanam ke, buang dalam parit ke, bagi makan biawak ke, you udah tak rasa lagi. I rasa bila you dah keras you ok. I rasa daging you tak banyak lagi. Bangkai udah tak busuk lagi. Tapi Mak nak tanya napa dulu you tak hormat pada Tunku ? Dia anak raja, lah ni you kena daulat kot. Udah kena tulah. Tu pasal jangan lawan raja-raja.

I ada baca surat you yang you cerita masa ini udah tak ada orang parti layan you lagi. Hairan napa orang parti you buat you macam tu? Tak hormat you lagi. Orang parti you lupa you menangis dulu. Mereka udah lupa. Mereka tidak ingat muka cembeng you. Mereka mudah lupa tak ingat muka huduh you menangis dulu. La ni you nak menangis lagi ke? Kalau you menangis sekali lagi you hentak-hentak kaki dan guling-guling badan. Baru dia orang ingat you serius. Kalu tidak dia orang ingat you buat lawak.

Betul ke I ada dengar khabar ada orang Kubang Pasu nak datang jumpa you tapi kena larang. Woit betul ke cerita ni atau you sendiri yang buat-buat cerita. You memang pandai reka-reka cerita. You ada kelas bila karang cerita. Dulu you karang cerita main buntut. Mak stim bila you reka cerita buntut ni.

Lah ni you buat cerita orang kena larang jumpa you. Biar betul cerita ni. Mak tak faham napa orang di larang jumpa you. Ada lagi ke orang yang nak datang jumpa you ? You salah kot…. Mungkin orang Bangla sesat jalan kat Kubang Pasu? Jangan-jangan Bangla ni nak ajak you berbuntut-buntut. Stim Mak dengar cerita you ni. Udah tua pun you ni masih gatal. Auuuw.

I percaya betul cerita you tentang Singapura nak ambil negeri ni. I udah lama perhatikan perangai orang Singapura tu. I memang tak percaya negeri kecik tu. Dulu I dengar mereka ada buat janji dengan Israel. Mereka beli kete kebal Israel. Ni mereka dah ambil pulau kita. Punat betul Singapura ni.

Tapi Singapura ni bukan macam Penang ke? I dengar parti you juga yang kalut dulu. Tahun 1965 dulu napa you tak bising antar askar ambil Singapura. You takut apa. Masa tu you dah jadi Melayu. You ahli Exco pemuda dalam parti you. You dah jadi nasionalis. Tapi satu kentut pun tak keluar dari mulut you. Ni laaa Mak tak faham napa tak pret pret bising bising dulu. Masa tu masa tu you syok sibuk gatal dengan Siti kot? Hal Siti Siti ni buat Mak stim. Auuuw.

I sedih bila you jadi korok macam ni. Udah ada orang berani kata you ni patut kena ISA. Orang yang kata ni suku sakat you juga. Asal usul dari India. I tak setuju you kena ISA. I dengar jahat you ni bukan untuk ISA. You tau… tak baik orang yang cadang ISA untuk you. Mana ada kelas you kena ISA. Standard you ni patut macam Slobodan Milosevic. Jangan potong stim. You kelas.

I ingat lagi you cakap di OIC. You memang kelas. You betul bukan Kancil. You betul-betul Proton Wira Dunia Ketiga. You berani. You jadi raja di Afrika. Orang Itam tak perlu visa nak datang lawat raja mereka. Lah ni ramai Orang Itam udah masuk Malaysia. Orang Itam ni semua datang nak cari you. Mereka nak jual Black Money pada you. I dengar di Zimbabwe ada Orang Itam nak buat makam besar untuk you kalau bangkai you tak di terima di Masjid Negara. Mak jelus dengar cerita ni. You betul hebat. You kelas.

You jaki ke dengan Dolah ? Atau you jaki dengan menantu dia yang cute tu? I rasa you sudah silap, pasal ni I sedih. Patut you buat cerita baru untuk Dolah macam you buat cerita buntut dulu. You patut buat cerita Dolah main buntut lembu kat bendang di Kepala Batas. Baru ada kelas. Baru gempaq orang. Pasal saksi you jangan risau. You boleh tangkap banyak lembu. Bawak lembu-lembu ni ke mahkamah. I jamin lembu-lembu ini akan mengaku.

I sedih bila you merajuk kerana Dolah. Dolah, mana ada kelas. Dia tidur siang malam. Biar Mak cerita sini.... lepas pagi election Dolah bangun jam 11 pagi. Parti you dah jadi haprak tapi Dolah asik tidur meninggi hari. Kah kah kah. Tapi you juga yang pilih Dolah kan? Ni yang buat Mak confuse. You selalu salah orang. I sedih bila dengar you salah pilih lagi. You ni cerdik tapi you bodoh. You potong stim I lah.

I ada dengar kawan lama you dari Jay Bee yang kata you ni macam duri. Kawan you ni betul-betul tikam you dari belakang. Betul tak I kata ... you tak pandai pilih kawan. I sedih bila kawan lama you cakap lagu tu. Berani dia kata you ni macam duri. Duri ni alus. Dia tak tahu you bukan jenis duri. You tunggul kayu. Tunggul keras. Yang keras-keras ni buat Mak stim panjang. Auuuw.

I sedih betul bila I dengar parti you jadi haprak. Ramai orang udah tak hormat parti haprak yang you buat dulu. I dengar parti-parti lain juga udah mula nak lari tak mahu dekat dengan parti haprak you. Pasal ini you keluar parti? Tapi Mak tak faham masa you keluar parti kenapa tak ramai orang yang ikut you? I marah bila you keluar sorang-sorang. Mana geng you yang lain?

Anak you sendiri pun tak ikut keluar. Mana ada kelas anak macam ni. Ini anak siapa? Ini anak dari Siti yang mana? Hei hei hei ...you jangan ingat I tak tahu. I tahu... you ada dua Siti dulu. You tak ingat ke A Tale of Two Cities opps….itu cerita Charles Dicken. Cerita you cerita .... A Tale of Two Sities. Ni I dengar cerita ni dari mulut kakak Siti itu sendiri. Malu I buka cerita ini. Kakak Siti itu pun sama gatal. Sampai number bilik tempat you ngok ngek itu pun kakak Siti ini bagi tahu I. You ni ada kelas pandai cari Siti. Buntut-buntut ni you tidak main kan. Cutelaaa you ni ... buat Mak stim.

Bila you keluar parti I dengar ramai orang buat kenduri syukur. Betul ke cerita ini? I dengar banyak lawyer-lawyer buruk kat Bar Council buat kenduri. Lawyer-lawyer buruk ni buka champagne Dom Perignon. You ni betul-betul jadi haprak macam Keling Botol. Lepas minum-minum arak mereka kencing kat muka you dalam jamban. Nasib baik I tak de di situ kalau tidak ... auuuw.... stim jamban I.

I sedih dengan lawyer kawan you yang kata korek korek korek. I hairan macam mana you ambil dia jadi lawyer you. You ni selalu pilih salah kawan. You betul-betul buat I sedih. Lawyer korek korek korek ni man ada kelas. Dia ini pariah.

I ingat you janganlah merajuk lama sangat. Muka you tambah jobo nanti. I ingat you baik cari peguam yang bagus-bagus bukan yang korek korek. I dengar ramai orang nak saman you. You ni sudah jadi selipar Jepun. I risau apa jadi dengan you nanti kalau you kena saman.

Mak tunggu-tungu you buat cerita baru untuk Dolah. Ni you bising cerita lama. Cerita ini udah karat. Buatlah cerita Dolah main buntut lembu. Atau cerita Dolah main buntut Altantuya. Maaf Mak salah. Altantuya bukan dengan Dolah. Itu buntut Najib. Maaf... fasal reka-reka cerita ni Mak kurang pandai. Tapi I tahu cerita Siti. Auuuw. Jangan bagi I sedih."

Diablo 3

2008-07-02T14:38:00.001+02:00

Fourty one

2008-07-02T13:58:00.004+02:00

Well wasted a trip to Muenster today. Had some problems with the registration to the new sem. Kay fine. If that wasn't bad enough, I was thinkin to myself, I sorta figured out this trip would be a waste but I figured I needed the fresh air. Now what's making me sweat still?

The air. Fresh, still 41 degrees air here in Muenster. Woo. Omfg. I am already tanned enough I don't need to be durch (well-done).

News today:

Crazed Palestinian found a new to go on rampage in Jerusalem - if we can't bomb em, bulldoze em!
The lunatic killed 4 before being shot dead.

Starbucks will close down 600 underperforming shops within the next few years. So that's about 0.1 % of the total shops worldwide.

Torrents update: Hell's Kitchen S4E14 and America's Got Talent S3E03 are out.

On other news Blizzard has released trailers to Diablo 3. You can download it via torrents for the full video- about 800 MB in size. Worth downloading and worth waiting for the game - looks better than ever. They even have a new character class - Witch Doctor :)

Role model for Pak Lah

2008-07-01T16:15:00.002+02:00

Gen Bruno Cuche.

Who?
French Army Chief of Staff.

What's up in France?
Soldier injured 17 people during a military public demonstration, using live bullets instead of blanks.

So?
An appallingly embarassing incident just as the country takes over the presidency of the EU.

Why Pak Lah?
I don't know where to begin. I guess - why the hell not?

playlist update

2008-07-01T16:09:00.000+02:00

Mgmt - Time to pretend
MIA - Paper Planes

Shivers

2008-07-01T09:01:00.002+02:00

I hate nightmares. I hate how they don't make sense. Just like wet dreams. So why should they make you wake up 4 am in the morning in sweat. Shocked and unbelievably aware of your surroundings. Hearing things and imagining the worst of them. But last night was the most real one yet. I blame horror movies.

So news today:-
Warning Roadsign: 12 Million Bees on the loose.
Lorry carrying 330 crates of honey bees overturned on Canada's biggest highway.

Smoking ban has come into effect in cafes, bars and restaurants in Netherlands. Right. Stop smoking those cigarettes start visiting the coffee shops for joints.

Getting drunk leads to a healthy life.
Drunken Swede, 78, had too much to drink and tried to row home on a stolen dinghy only to fall asleep halfway of his 5km row. He was picked up by the coast guard and towed to shore. Owner of the dinghy decided not to press charges.

dota a day keeps the doctors away

2008-06-30T11:44:00.003+02:00

5 mins into the game. hududed haradanam top. zzz0507 mid solo. pqpqpq jungle. deathclaw087 bot solo.

hududed: top miss
hududed: pugna nvmore
haradanam: re 1
hududed: care mid
hududed: nvmore checking rune

5 mins later.
deathclaw087: bot ms
deathclaw087: care lich lv 6
multiple signals mid

another 5 mins later.
zzz0507: mid miss
pqpqpq: what hero?
zzz0507:uh
zzz0507: -ma
pqpqpq: ...

pqpqpq (level 11) has been killed by neutral creeps.

Gmornin'

2008-06-30T09:00:00.003+02:00

Gah. Sunshine. Waking me up so early. Ugh.

A little torrent update : TopGear Season 11 Episode 2 Is out (S11E02).

News today: Anwar Ibrahim is seeking safety vow. Bet Pak Lah has to scratch his head on this one. Obviously he wants him detained for further beatings and permanent disability to topple the government.

A man sold his 'Entire life' for 192,276 POUNDS - three-bedroom home in Western Australia with everything inside it, Mazda car, motorcycle, jet ski and a parachuting gear. That's what I call no regrets.

Have sex before 45! Or was it wear a condom? Hm. Recent studies show sexually transmitted diseases double in over 45 year olds - genital warts is the most common. Apparently these veterans forget the risks of not using a condom.

Oh and I have something phenomenal for ya:
Click here.
As quickly as you can, pause the video and try not to peek at the title. Let it finish loading. Drag the video to 00:10 (10th second) and just listen to the audio. You'll be wow-ed. Credits to Faris.

Birthday wishes

2008-06-30T02:43:00.003+02:00

Oh. Forgot.

Tasha and Azra. You got to live another year without losing your virginity or getting knocked up or get married and what not. Congrats!

laters..

2008-06-30T02:34:00.002+02:00

So ends what was thought of as a good day.
No honking and fireworks tonight. And most definitely no sale tomorrow.
Added a search engine for your convenience - in case you need to do some research or a follow-up to my posts.
Or if you feel like searchin' for some porn since you're already opening a blog that sounds like one (Tasha got fooled), and I don't blame her. I know I didn't already tell the 90 or more visitors I had a new blog. So they must've googled for porn sites like pornweekly and accidentally logged into a literature one.

Bis dann.

there goes my sale...

2008-06-29T22:58:00.003+02:00

Germany 0
Spain 1

There you have it people. Hats off to Torres. But in spirit of sportsmanship and disappointment of not getting my possible sale - I must say this game was not one for the books.

Hard ruling against Germany gave Spain more possession and hence loss of drive to level the game and get to extra time. If the game was controlled by Americans the referees would most definitely give more chance to the losing team. Just watch the NBA for example. Now that's what I call real entertainment. Every time that whistle goes against Germany the less motivated the germans were. And there was only one brief moment in the middle of 2nd half when that happened. Pff. Ffs. Ish.

Well. Not like I was really supporting Germany. I find the game against Turkey was full of luck. Turkey should've been in the finals. Then there's something worth watching. Congrats to Spain and yes to you Auli. Now you gotta buy me that camera in Digital Mall :D

Patience is virtue.

2008-06-29T18:15:00.002+02:00

2 hours 30 mins to go.

2 hours 55 mins to the first goal.

3 hours 10 mins to the first draw.

4 hours 5 mins to the winning goal.

Anwar update

2008-06-29T17:05:00.002+02:00

Good move dude. Anwar is currently hiding in Turkish embassies to avoid being arrested from Pak lah and his corrupt cronies. Baik b dari kena gb.

Terminology update (credits to bulu):
16. gb - gangbang
17. rmk - remake
18. re - reappear
19. miss/ms/m - missing
20. orgh/argh/ish/ffs/pff - interjection to express disappointment
21. liao/edi - already : I ate edi/ I ate liao.
22. gj - good job
23. n1 - nice one
24. pip - expressed to cover up an unsuccessful joke :-
bulu: esok aku masuk uniten.
pokcek: aku pun.
bulu: pip!